jason

@bakerbakerbaker Neighbor 👋🏻👋🏻

well look whos walkin to get some beers

YES THEY SURE CAN 🏳️‍⚧️

Local package thief opened the Ugliest Shoes Imaginable and said nvm 🥰 😇

I stand with people who have abortions due to the fetus having disabilities. 🩵

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

@meaghan_garvey Hello, I saw this post a week ago and now I have ordered your book. Can’t wait to read it.

i would die for my country Chicago

We have sand beach for neurotypicals and concrete for those with sensory issues

Nourished by time 🫠

a helpful guide to “jar”

@LynnBecker Saw another icon today

Snow plow immortality for Stephen Coldbert

Lena Dunham unblocked me omg she is truly mending fences with anyone!!!!!

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i would die for my country Chicago

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

@NetflixIsAJoke Where’s bill Cosby ????

132 of the world's funniest people walk into a ball pit... #NetflixisaJokeFest