Larrie

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Everything really did pass and I am okay again

2023

—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate. —Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire colony (workers, soldiers) are female. —Only female plants produce fruits-Male plants only produce pollen. Female plants produce the actual fruit —Only female spiders sometimes survive after mating-Males mainly exist to find and mate with females. Sometimes they even get eaten after mating. Every other male species are inferior but somehow human males think nature made them superior.

There's so much beauty in this stupid fucking ugly fucking piece of shit world

「映画で咳をしたキャラは死ぬ」ってのは有名だけど 「雨降り／水で濡れたシーンではキャラが本音を言う」 って話はおもしろかった。 言われてみれば確かにそう。

Remember

Bunny scissors… whoa

ur friend whose whole personality is wicked

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

猫を撮りたかったのに🐱📷

At the end of it all, Antony Starr’s Homelander is going to join hall of fame castings, like RDJ with Ironman and Johnny Depp with Captain Jack Sparrow. Phenomenal actor.

LOOK WHAT MY BABIE GOT MEEEEEEEE A PERFECT CONDITION M.BUTTERFLY VHS TAPE!!!! AAAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

that's an angry kitten here 🤏🏻

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

one day, you'll realize that no one was really watching, and you could have done whatever you wanted. i just hope you don't figure it out too late.