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there exists no isometric embedding of a sphere into the euclidean plane ;(
Africa First@AfricaFirsts
Please explain it to me like I’m 5 years old
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chappell roan just punted my baby across the airport and when he landed she screamed “chappellkanda forever” and then her bodyguard killed me
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expect a steady stream of reposts from me
PHILADELPHison@AddisonDJenkins
The 'Chappell Roan killed a child' jokes are one of the best days on here in a while. Great work everyone!
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acknowledged less than a day later with a promise of inspection by DOT, next update within 9 days
J🧑💻@byteboop
Just submitted a pothole fix request - let’s see what happens
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Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan
Security Guard:
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I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffg” in cat form before
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Older, even.
This was post-update.
And RIP BlackBerry. 🥲🥲
Hoops@Hoopss
You may be old, but are you this old?
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there’s s Burger King in East Providence, RI, that is staffed exclusively by a group of alt-goth twinks whom I suspect are all dating each other and it is the cleanest and most well-run BK franchise in the country
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@Joey_Gentile You end up over quota, so you can’t add new data only delete. It’ll probably keep you from getting any gmail as well. You should have 2 years until Google deletes everything over your limit.
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If I cancel my Google Drive storage plan right now…
Does my 1.47TB just disappear?
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@Bogs4NY @jonathan4ny the odds of this are like finding a lost wedding ring in space
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NEW: An Air Canada flight attendant was found by Port Authority Police still strapped in her jumpseat outside of the plane.
The flight attendant is hurt - but will be OK ... two sources briefed on the investigation tell @jonathan4ny
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