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@Dr_AustinOmondi 💀I was watching my mrs eating injera yesterday and wueh,they know how to handle things with those nails.Its like another extension of their bodies.
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@alexmwanzo If you’re heading to kisii,ukifika marlot,observe 50,bure you will see smoke,same with on your way back,observe 50 Longisa.
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Wewe ni wazimuwalai..
JIMMY MOTORS@DerrickUdu55582
Toyota fielder Automatic 1800cc 1,150,000ksh 0799561061
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Let's see those photos you shot with your phone.

CHOBOS™@SangKip4
Let's see those photos you shot with your phone.
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@SomoinaKapeen 💀umejua watu wanamezea tu shosho ukacapitilize?. Preaching salt and drinking saline.
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As a Luhya, mtoto kutema maziwa only means that the mother is being chewed outside the ndoa
On the side, mtoto kulia every time nonstop, only means that he or she doesn't belong to that family, mama alicheza cardi zake.
Alternatively, mtoto akilia na izidi, inamaana kwamba jina amepewa , that's whoever he has been named after haaaingilia, na bado iko attached kwa second option, so what you do ni ku rename a random stranger, akinyamaza unajua tu ukicheswa.
Unapelekeanga mathe anaanz kuita random names likes " bookten we ni mzuri, kidogo aongeza Polo kimani tulia basi hunuki, sometimes unaskia anamuita Somoina mganga, tulia, anaita majina mingi kama 50 alafu unapata kama ni dem, anakubali jina ya ndume, hapo ndo wanaume wanaitwa Celestine na madem hutwa Edwin walitokea.
One dangerous solution ya kujua kama ni wako ama unaekelewa, though ni mbaya na atakufa, ni umueke chini naked, alafu umpoint na ka mkenya ☠️☠️ kako kwa Uso, akionaa t7 bolingo yenye haikumzaa hapo papo ndo kanadedi.
Last but not least, mtoto mdogo hafai kuonekana na wachawi, watamrushia fikumba, fikhokho, so allegedly vile umepost hii TL inaeza kuwa kuna jamaa wakipiga amemupiga, huyo lazima uende kwa mganga avute na chupa kwa kifua chupa za tusker zitoke.
Scientifically pia akilia inaeza kuwa njaa, ama tumbo inawasha amaa baridi.
Mwacha Mila ni mtumwa.
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi
Experienced dads, mtoto akitematema maziwa na kulia the whole night what does it mean? Usiku sijalala during my shift 😂😂
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@SomoinaKapeen I noticed that you are referring to your post as a post as a question,what you made is a statement.
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Nope just float 1mm from my face so that I have enough space for the tongue and lips to do it's thing .
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Jayceeehb💚🖤@mj_21_baby
When guys say “sit on my face.”, do they really mean SIT?? Full weight?
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@Dr_AustinOmondi I always wonder the kind of prayers that coffin makers have.
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Deadskin inatoka hapa ni thick kama maganda ya waru
Book Ten@Bookten8
Skin care haipendi uzembe
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I have realized that in Nairobi, it's rare to find anyone selling genuine kuku kienyeji. Hizo vitu mnauziwa are not real chicken. Heri hata ukule broiler kuliko kuingiza mwili yako takataka yenye hujui imetoka wapi.
If you don't know the origin of what you're eating, achana nayo. Greedy entrepreneurs will kill Kenyans.
Never again!
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May I suggest an ugali Recipe that I am yet to try but it sounds like a good idea?
Boil meat, use the soup to make Ugali.
I bet itaslap.
Wazniga'🦉🇪🇸🇦🇷@IGazih
JUST found out Waru Ugali is Edible
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