Caddy “slice” McNut

Bitches want me to spend a whole Friday or Saturday with them. I’ll drink then decide at 1:30am if I want to fuck or not

@JTburnerman Dog dox #mansbestfriend

What do I dox for 1k gotta be something good

@derek_dupont420 Fellow trickshotter I see

Faze Derek #neverfakedatrickshot

Bought a tv this morning to watch the open at my new office #dontcallme

@richardciderbox Used to hoop 3x a week at the local gym with all the boys in highschool. Pickleball is gay as fuck.

I hate my friends these lame ass dudes fade hoops everytime to play fucking pickleball

White niggas need to start playing guitar and doing heroin again now they just wanna smoke weed and be NBA Youngboy

Why would anyone bet on a -500 favorite in ufc. At the end of the day it’s who wants it more unless it’s Jon jones.

Soccer is fuckin gay

@GavinNewsom It served the American people with one of the best live sporting events ever put on tv. Faggot ass retard

The White House was built to serve the American people. Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family. The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office. They did not fight a revolution for this.

Never a fucking doubt

Watch party. Michelle Obama is a man #penis

I fw hokit can’t lie

@nosoupforgeorge Fag lmao just watch sports for the sports

What will you be watching instead of the White House UFC thing? I for one will be watching paint dry.

@discussbaseball And he did it against Texas not Murray state

Last night, Joey Volchko did his best Gage Wood impression. An easy day 1 draft guy.

Idgaf about pace of play. Typically play better when I slow down and take my time and don’t try and finish in 2 and a half hours

Why would I work at work when i can do this #striped

Ex wife/loml and I reconnected and fell back in love jsut in time for her to study abroad #killmyself Any stl burners wanna golf while the wife is gone #lank

Statistically speaking your butt is huge

With the situationship and her friends and here’s the convo “Does he know ur body count” “No, I think ill tell him like 3 or 4” Evil world we live in