Chris Ager

@GeoffNorcott It was a great show Geoff. Lots of love Pino Sarah and Peado Chris.

Just come off stage in Chelmsford. Wow. What an audience. Thanks for coming. 👊🏻👊🏻

@AvantiWestCoast I’ve travelled on your trains extensively over the last few months and there’s an (almost) universally common theme: leaking dysfunctional hot drinks machines meaning no hot drinks available. I’d suggest you buy some new ones, just a thought.

PRO-TIP: If you're the jerk who snatched Majchrzak's cap out of the child's hand I'd get out in front of this. Find out how to get the hat back to the kid and make a public apology. This won't end well unless you make it right quickly.

@thisisheart It’s Judd Nelson!

@c2c_Rail Why does your ticket app have the wrong departure times?

@Geckomo_Anon @piersmorgan Does he have a b muppet too?

@piersmorgan Your a Muppet

Very gracious of the Bidens to welcome President Trump to the White House today after such a vicious presidential race, and after what happened in 2020. Full credit to them. 👍

@soundstoryuk World Machine

Question of the day.....

@bernie_collins1 Having your experience and commentary, especially on a complicated weekend like this, is just fantastic! Brilliant insight, thanks! 👏 👏 👏

@rickygervais We really loved the WIP show tonight, really looking forward to the tour. Thank you 👏 👏 👏

I'm going to try to put the 2025 London dates and most of the European and North American dates on sale by the end of the year so you can give them as Christmas presents. It's what baby Jesus would want on his birthday. Mortality.

@liamgallagher It was stellar. Special atmosphere and powerful 🙏

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

@simonemarie4 Came down a wire thing, grabbed a flag. Rode a motor bike to America, sky dived, stuck Olympic rings on the Hollywood sign. The flag wound up at Long Beach for RHCP, Billie and Snoop to do their thing 👍

i didn’t watch the closing ceremony of the olympics.. apparently Tom Cruise did some stunt .. can u sum it up for me in 5 words?

@andy_murray Thanks for being simply brilliant and a fantastic role model. Bravo 👏 enjoy the well earned rest.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

@flea333 I love you Flea x you’re a shining star in the world. Thank you for the love x

@MBrundleF1 I don’t think you need to apologise Martin. It’s a courtesy to at least be acknowledged and for the interviewee to politely move on. The grid walk is an established part of F1 and those fortunate enough to be part of it should show it the respect it deserves. Fine work 👏 👏 👏

It is me who should be apologising to Sir Brian May, not him to me for the gridwalk on Sunday at Silverstone. I didn’t address him as Sir Brian, and I shouldn’t have approached him twice when he wasn’t up for a chat on live TV. Nobody is ever obliged to talk to me on the grid, or anywhere else for that matter.

@LewisHamilton Total inspiration, the GOAT, the champion. Definition of determination 🐐 🤴 🏆 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

@MercedesAMGF1 @SilverstoneUK Well that would just be lovely! Thank you 🤩

Who wants one? 😉 @SilverstoneUK

@coldplay That was beautiful ❤️

Thank you Glastonbury - with all our hearts ❤️❤️❤️❤️ That was a night we’ll never forget

@BBCSport What do the officials sitting in chairs at each corner of the court do at the Eastbourne tennis tournament?

@piersmorgan Wankers

Absolute f*cking morons.

@MercedesAMGF1 @LewisHamilton @GeorgeRussell63 Speed?

What are they looking at? Wrong answers only 😆