calistus

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calistus

@cal1stus

🇳🇬 6'2 🏀 c'est la vie

Nigeria Beigetreten Ağustos 2023

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y4yi🇦🇷@yxyiagain·14 Haz

30 days inside bush. Tinubu you’re a failure.

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Ọmọ Akin@GuyMr10·11 Haz

Day 27 @officialABAT @seyimakinde 🚨 #BringBackOurPeople

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Governor Hochul Press Office@NYGovPress·9 Haz

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The White House@WhiteHouse

King of New York.

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Matt🍫@jbmillenial·6 Haz

“Education is cheap in Nigeria!” Why e no go cheap? Computer science students are writing code on paper.

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calistus@cal1stus·4 Haz

@jay_lex6517 Yeahh, mb bro 🙏🏾

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Lex Jay@jay_lex6517·3 Haz

@cal1stus Choices*

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calistus@cal1stus·2 Haz

Student: I'm contemplating suicide 🤧 DSA: We are all the product of our actions

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budding olympian@penielissuave·2 Haz

Masterful

𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐢©@pimpledboi

fuck a niche, imma do it all photography, filmmaking, animation, fashion, painting

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calistus@cal1stus·29 May

This trade fair don touch my wallet mehn 😭 Garri all the way until further notice

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femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·25 May

miss you. (the money i spent)

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.@B0ymanager·25 May

4 guys total silence my guy: "we gas make am bro" All man: "omoooooooooo"

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:La belle:@tosyn__·20 May

They’re very stupid.

Oluwatimileyin✨🦋@Timmysofine

Guys, I’ve just learned that cockroaches run towards us when they feel threatened because they want us to protect them.

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Nathan@OIuwatosin·18 May

This TV show called FROM, I don’t think even the writers know what is going on

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Ajibola@4jibola·16 May

my prime ends at my funeral

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Tyrese Haliburton@Hali·15 May

No playoff games cuz Iceman here, respect @NBA

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.@Fimiye·14 May

At university, you realize that: 1. many students are dumb 2. you’re not particularly smart

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calistus@cal1stus·11 May

@sola_sttar As how 😭

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Oluwasola@sola_sttar·11 May

It's crazy that 3.0 is pass for these 100ls💀

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calistus@cal1stus·11 May

First thing I did after seeing my result was to eat cornflakes. Can't be sad on an empty stomach 😭

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calistus@cal1stus·11 May

Your result doesn't define you. Who dey first class today no fit dey tomorrow 🙏🏾.

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TG OMORI@boy_director·10 May

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

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calistus@cal1stus·5 May

Your result won't matter on Judgment Day. No reason am too much 🙏🏾

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