calebporter

@Freyy_is 100%. I was trying to get my old iPod to work so my kids could just listen to music but the headphone jack won't work. I would 100% purchase one of these.

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

@NathanNoLove @SleeperPistons Totally agree. The acoustics at the Palace were 100x better than they are at LCA for concerts especially.

@SleeperPistons The Palace was so great for games and concerts....great parking lot...great pre game pre concerts and easy to get in and out of...it's missed

Chauncey Billups half court heave is simply iconic! #Detroitbasketball

It’s weird how rarely you hear what it actually feels like to be a Dad. This answer to ‘who are you jealous of?’ from Bob Odenkirk had me blaming dust & onions.

More of parenting than I expected is sitting lifelessly on the couch from 530-730pm while your children physically and mentally break you

Mood.

The camera panning to all the celebrities at MSG as the Pistons blew out the Knicks again 😬 (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s above 40° and sunny in February and it feels like a choir of angels is singing as you walk up to the gates of heaven

"What's the most you ever spent on a rotisserie chicken?" "Sir?" "The most. You ever spent. On a rotisserie chicken."

To all the moms out there 🤍 song: GOOD DAY by Forrest Frank

What US city has the largest gap between national perception and reality? My answer: Detroit Everyone seems to think it’s a run down hell hole w nothing but boarded up buildings. In reality: > Completely rejuvenated downtown w businesses, residential, restaurants, & nice sports venues – Ford Field (Lions), Comerica Park (Tigers), Little Caesars Arena (Pistons & Red Wings) > One of the best airports in the country – Delta hub w direct flights all over the world > Tons of history, culture, and classic architecture > Diversifying economy beyond auto into tech, medical, etc. > People are genuinely nice but also super tough & resilient Of course it’s not all unicorns and rainbows. While some parts of the city are making a comeback, others are being left behind. There’s crime, traffic and all the other things most big cities battle. But if Detroit has a national reputation of 1/10, in actuality I think it’s more like 7/10.

the DAWG putting on a show

@gksworld @EminemDetroit88 I live in metro Detroit and every time I drive passed that school I sing this line in my head, “You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school.”

@EminemDetroit88 You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school.

In one sentence, prove that you watched “8 mile”

@woodwardsports @legendz_prod @DetroitPistons @NBA I feel like I've only seen bits and pieces of it, but am I off by saying that I think Cade seems like he's a genuinly hilarious person?! I laughed out loud last year when he said "don't touch me, I'm sizzlin".

This moment between Giannis Antetokounmpo & Cade Cunningham will always be HILARIOUS 🤣 “***** what the f*ck are you talking about?” “Man I didn’t know he talked like that!” via @legendz_prod

“Logo design is so easy”

Ball knowers know

@JesseKellyDC It's so expensive to take your family to the theater but you also have to deal with at least half of the people being on their phones for the entirety of the movie which is super distracting. People no longer know how to be respectful in public spaces around each other.

It costs like $80 to take a family of four to the movies now if you’re buying popcorn and such. That’s quite a risk to drop that kind of cash and then hold your breath for the first lesbian to walk out on screen.

@TalkinBaseball_ I think Scott Boras discovered ChatGPT. Some next level cringy quotes today…

“They had a lot of lineup do not holes... Dunkin’ well below the playoff line. It was a bad roast. In ’25 they went out and spent some star bucks to bring in a Bregman blend... Boston fans don’t want this to be a cup of coffee. No one wants a Bregxit.”

@CBAMavs @matt_dollinger Lifelong Detroit Pistons fan here. I'm not even returning your voicemail if this is your trade offer...

How would you feel about this AD package suggested by @matt_dollinger from the Ringer?

Hey @YouTubeTV how about “in good faith” you just credit my account without me having to follow instructions to redeem a credit that doesn’t at all cover the fact that ESPN’s networks are the primary reason I’m a subscriber

@YouTubeTV This isn't a rebate. You should credit accounts automatically. You are charging full price for a service you no longer offer and making us jump through "redeeming hoops" to just get a portion of our money back is incredibly short-sided. We are already annoyed, this adds to it.

Over the next few days, family managers will receive an email with instructions on how to redeem their $20 YouTube TV credit. We remain committed to working with Disney to bring their content back, and we appreciate your patience while we work toward a resolution. yt.be/disney

Members: We've been working to negotiate a deal with Disney that pays them fairly for their content and returns their programming to YouTube TV. We know it’s been disappointing to lose Disney channels, and in light of the disruption, we’re offering our subscribers a $20 credit.