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Marmoush Effect. Doku effect

My parents have this little knot hole in their kitchen counter, and my three-year-old uses it to hold important things. 🥹 Kills us!

I just wonder sometimes in this my 26 years of living,when I ask for help, I get none,but when they do,I come through for them,like am I not like y'all? 🙄

@Stan_Subru 😂😂

Na utapata bibi alikuwa amekataza bois mambo ya jalopy. 😂

On Wednesday i made some good money. Jamaa ingine niliuzia CCTV asubuhi alinipigia saa nane amekasirika sana. Then he said “nataka mzigo ingine kama ile ulinifungia asubuhi” . He was clicking after every two words he uttered. Then said he has gone back to industrial area to get money. When he came its when I found out that a trolley guy he hired,had Kemsad the mzigo buana. Ati aliruka mbele ya basi hakumuona tena. Akasema amezunguka nairobi mzima hajamuona. Buana Nairobi is not for the weak. Mimi nilipokua mgeni huku nilikua nakamata mtu wa trolley trouser kama kanjo buana. Huku ukijaribu kuzubaa utajua CBD si bidii

Winning the FA Cup twice isn’t for everyone 😏

Masinde Muliro University students are allegedly being paid KSH. 150 to register as Garissa County voters. You provide your ID and the handlers of whoever is sponsoring the activity choose the station on your behalf. (Remember I had raised the same issue about Eastleigh, South C and Dandora) Some of these students are coerced by the guy in the red t-shirt and mask. The guy who aids him is in a Real Madrid jersey. The exact voting stations are shared by Teddy ( the one who pays on behalf of his master as in the screenshots). So far at least 100 gullible students have been lured into this trap.

As a man Nobody cares about what is going on in your life. People pretend to care but they don't. Chase your dreams with no fear or shame. Because once you're poor, broke, and weak Everyone will abandon you.

I can’t be the only one seeing it

I'll do a lot for a woman i love..but I'll do even more for a woman i know loves me.

Men, ✌️ It is a wrap. Refuse to be henpecked. Don't be a CLOWN and a CUCK. Reject. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, It is easy to say, "If a woman with whom I have children cheats, I will chase her away." These are simps saying it. They talk tough behind the keyboard but back in their houses they coil like millipedes. Do you think you will just wake up and chase her? She will report you to your employer and you will lose your job. You will be arrested for assault and end up in prison. Be tactical and intentional. Be strategic and wise. Use 48 Laws of Power | Law 22. Your exit plan from a chaotic marriage was written the day you married her. If you didn't have the exit plan, you will suffer in those chaos. This post is for MEN, not boys. #MasculinitySaturday

That one serious sperm

WE ARE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSS #YCFC 🔴🔵

Unfollow her. Unfriend her. Stop checking her stories. Stop stalking who she’s with. She’s not coming back, and even if she does, it won’t be the same. Never chase a woman who is not interested in you. Never.

top 5 attention seekers: 1. left handed people 2. vegans 3. macbook users in public 4. big keychains on bags 5. ppl with braces

Going through the HBO Max catalogue for the first time my jaws on the floor

Men, Of course, it is painful when your marriage falls apart, It is heartbreaking, But you are a MAN. Pick the pain, Collect the rubble, Chin towards God. You will be fine. You will even be better and greater. #MasculinitySaturday

Successfully smuggled 3 bottles of North Korean alcohol to the west 😁

拍完还用隔空投送给我的那个人！我恨你！！