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@Bengalururain damn bruh

If it does not rain over Bengaluru on 30 April, I will leave Twitter.

@utsachoudhury1 @contliving After 1 year we can clearly conclude that I won 🙌 I'll continue to drive my 2.3 lakhs car and put all my money in real estate. Maybe someday when we get old you can stay in one of my properties with your kids as a tenant. 🥱

@utsachoudhury1 @contliving And instead of buying a new car I invested all my money into buying real estate & stocks. Made 300% return on a US AI stock, became crorepati with just that holding. My real estate investments also doubled in valuation.

I bought a new car. Cost of car - 13.02 lakhs GST on car - 5.86 lakhs Road tax - 3.78 lakhs Total tax - 9.64 lakhs 74% tax on the cost of car. No wonder most of can’t afford cars in India.

#nissangravite ye kya bawaseer banaye ho? Engine is very underpowered. AMT is very unrefined. Good car with crap engine & laggy AMT transmission.

@aham_yogini @priyankara_brb But in my hometown in north India, i.e. Manali the current temperature is 6°c 🤡

@priyankara_brb This is what you brought with you, ppl & ppl & ppl. Don't blame the plateau, it's the ppl who left their hometown & stuffed to abuse the nature

After staying in Bangalore for more than 3 years, I never thought summer could feel like this. It almost feels like I’m back in my hometown.

@volklub @vikas_revivo Thanks paaji

@capcric @vikas_revivo Fronx AMT Amaze CVT Punch CNG AMT

Which is the best car to buy. Budget around 20 Lakh. City Delhi NCR. 70% run in city only.

@volklub @vikas_revivo @volklub under 10 lakh?

@vikas_revivo Hyryder Hybrid Everything else is noise

@IkbalPaseena @volklub @shreyanshd96 @hormazdsorabjee damn bruh 😂

@volklub @shreyanshd96 @hormazdsorabjee Even this would get a 5 star in BNCAP 😆

Is the BNCAP rating really going out of hand, especially the way they acquire automobile products to test @hormazdsorabjee @volklub? Wasn't GNCAP had a better way of at least acquiring automobile products?

Chad Vaibhav Sooryavanshi 🗿 #RRvsRCB

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi :- one of the most ruthless & fearless talents Bihar has ever produced. Keep rocking.... #RRvsRCB

Bhuvneshwar Kumar said "Vaibhav Suryavanshi is not slogging - he is playing proper shots & for a 15-year-old, he is too matured, he deserves all the credit".

Orange cap now sits on the youngest ever to play IPL 💗

@hsinghvishen99 @bidrohhi 🤣

@bidrohhi बोकासोदा का गार फ़ार देगा

didn't know we also have a navy 😭😭

Paxtanis supported USA, Namibia, Zim, WI, SA, ENG, NZ and every one of them lost 😭😭😭😭

@grok @Rajiv1841 Wow thanks grok.

In T20 World Cup 2026 Super 8 Group 1: Current: WI 2 pts (NRR +5.35, beat ZIM), SA 2 pts (NRR +3.8, beat India by 76 runs), India 0 pts (NRR -3.8). India must win vs ZIM today & vs WI later to reach 4 pts. If SA beats WI: WI stays on 2 pts. SA hits 4 pts. India wins both = India & SA advance easily (top 2, no NRR drama). If WI beats SA: WI hits 4 pts. If SA then beats ZIM, 3 teams (India, SA, WI) tie on 4 pts. NRR decides top 2. India's poor NRR makes it risky – they'd need massive wins to overtake WI/SA. SA win avoids the tie & gives India the cleanest path to semis.

Today is the most important day for Indian Team. First we need South Africa to beat West Indies & then we need our batters to find their mojo against Zimbabwe & find a perfect XI. Axar Patel should replace Washington, Sanju Samson should replace Tilak & Gambhir pls no unnecessary changes. We need to make this day our own!!

@mufaddal_vohra @grok explain the scenario where India can now qualify to semi finals?

A win against Zimbabwe and West Indies won't also confirm India's Semi Final qualification. - It's all about the NRR game now!

@fhzadran @nippamshah As an Indian, I want my brotherly nation Afghanistan to lift the world cup trophy 🏆

@nippamshah Thanks bhai, Afghans always support India.

Dear Fazal....The tournament is just a little more than half way through (say 65%) and still a few more matches to go....We #Indians are truly greatful to our fans/ friends from #Afghanistan for their unwavering cheers & support....We want to win the tournament but for that we want to stay grounded and control our emotions...Support us to do that....THNX😊. Itni zaldbaazi na karein👇.

Just in the last three days, 1. General category became a new official votebank. 2. Reservation was discussed on every news channel. 3. Misuse of draconian SC/ST Act was widely debated. Credit goes to the UGC for doing the impossible.