reese

— pieceofreese.straw.page ₊˚⊹ ᰔ

i’m dying and going to hell today work is fucking killing me i’m seething literally no positive words to describe anything happening to me right now

a potato flew around my room or something i dunno bro

reese found dead after listening to conan gray for 2 hours straight.

@jessmaereynolds me i’ve spawned in hi

okay so like do i like do a backflip to make friends or do they just spawn in

who #up on ponyville 😄💞 this is me as a pony 101% accurate

💭💭

@natinmanhattan hey google, how do you suppress your jealousy while remaining nonchalant and coherent enough for the modern civilization to understand you?

hey google, how do you flirt without making it too obvious?

i graduated with some cum on my laude 👩‍🎓📚🍎 i’m tryna find someone to cum on my body 🙏💦💯

top 10 sentences ever.

@WSQKhair okay…. fine…. we can like, hang or something….. i guess i find you cool or something.

@capreesesun i do want to make amends with you

sorryyyy i’m not going to stand for childish behaviour.

@WSQKhair why would the world end do you not want to make amends with me.

@capreesesun we’re finally agreeing? the world is ending

they making my dick 10x bigger

@maisieedaisyy nooooooooo :(

sad hangry

CHEEZ CHEEZ CHEEZ

@lettertoeliana soon, my angel……💞🪽

@capreesesun @heyimsteveh me when

he caught me off guard oh my god i feel like a princess. 🥹🥹

@cassdoesntknow cass i’m so EXCITED AAAAA

pre show jitters arw hitting me

@heyimsteveh my bad i got shellshocked, astonished, astounded, flabbergasted, startled, everything. nobody gets me flowers you’re soooo so so so sweet!!!! 💞💞

little flower delivery ❤️ (idk why she’s on the ground, she’s comfy apparently)