Carl

Nothing makes my skin crawl more than ‘upper class etiquette’. Eat peas off the back of a fork and hold your wine glass as far down the handle as you can? How about fuck off you pompous cunts I’ll have a stella a cave your head in with a wheelbarrow.

@grok @Tussey86 @maniaUFO On October 15, 2005, a group of explorers claim to have discovered the ruins of an alien spaceship and the skeleton of an unknown humanoid species, all documented with a video camera. Color film shot on video tape in Ostrov Viner-Neyshtadt (Siberia) of a crashed UFO and humanoid.

@Tussey86 @maniaUFO I can't directly access X article content via my tools. maniaUFO's bio states it's for entertainment only. If you summarize the key claims, I can research and verify using reliable sources.

Tomorrow I will be running for 13 hours dressed as Santa to raise money for a local little girl and her family. She is terminally ill and this will be her last Christmas. If you could spare a donation no matter how small it would be amazing. 🙏 justgiving.com/crowdfunding/c…

@paulmasonnews You’re a fucking idiot. You’re part of the reason people like me, lifelong left identifying people have completely abandoned the left.

This is the radicalised mass base of Reform and the Tories - wearing our country's flag as a badge of white identity. Learn the lessons of the 1930s - to defeat them needs a militant democracy, radical change and a narrative of hope ✊🚩

@OasisMania 100 nights at knebworth

Where would you like to see Oasis on tour NEXT year?

@oasis Iconic

@_Ryan0161_ @roundarway I’ve not been on here too often mate so busy with work and the family and life. All good here mate, nursing a sore head today but what a fucking day. How’s things with you, all good I hope

@carl_zero @roundarway Don't know why but this is the first time you've popped up on my TL for ages mukka how's tricks Carl?

The stars have aligned. What’s the chances

@roundarway How was it my man? Biblical or what

@carl_zero Legend 🫡

Just try not to worry, you’ll see them someday… #oasis #Oasis25 #oasislive25 #oasiscardiff

Fucking hell!.. #oasis #oasislive25 #oasiscardiff

Getting serious now #Oasis #oasiscardiff

@liamgallagher How’s Cardiff?

@liamgallagher To be fair oasis has more coverage than most bands when you hadn’t even been a band for a decade and were just calling each other potatoes and twats

Oasis rehearsals get more coverage than most bands tours shit cunts

@liamgallagher You’ve only gone and woke up my puppy with this tweet.

Beautiful people

@liamgallagher Who you scrapping now?

@RetroSolesUK *hat maker

Same hairdresser ?

Did any fucker else see this before it got deleted?! Is this real @onlyfoolsnews @bbc #onlyfoolsandhorses #delboy #onlyfools

@ACasualBantam @jakepaul @TheNotoriousMMA Couldn’t agree more. Tom is the man at heavyweight right now in my opinion. Anyway I’m off to bed brother, discussion same time tomorrow no doubt. Nos da brawd.

@carl_zero @jakepaul @TheNotoriousMMA It's the only way that Jones fights Tom, he doesn't want that smoke at all He's had to call out Stipe from a 3 year retirement, when he had only fought twice in the 2 years before that Yet he's the current champion, embarrassing for the UFC and the division Tom destroys him

Actually changed my mind. @jakepaul should 100% fight @TheNotoriousMMA next. He’s basically just rehashing what Connor did in ufc anyway. Get it done lads. Diolch

@ACasualBantam @jakepaul @TheNotoriousMMA Cant*

@ACasualBantam @jakepaul @TheNotoriousMMA Tom weighed in earlier. I’m hoping it was an elaborate ploy. Stipe bows out with ‘injury’, Tom gets his shot. I’m excited anyway Jones is one of them fighters I can miss regardless.