Carsonbeats

Prod by me x @jonybeats3 !!

@SNY_Mets @J_Swish24

"That's baseball, you can't control everything" - Bo Bichette

@LalimesMartian @J_Swish24 If only he was lefty

@J_Swish24 Can I interest you in a league minimum deal with the Ottawa Sens?

Can somebody show this to Kelly McCrimmon? I could text it to him but I need an agent to forward this to his chin and let my piss missile clinic do the talking. Kelly, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, I’m looking for a PTO come September at camp. Vegas is the only place I’d like to play. I’m good in the locker room and you can leave me there most of the time if needed. I’m mature enough these days to handle being a 7th D-Man. I’ll hang up now. #VegasBorn -Swish

@JackSporz @dumoulin_nick 😂😂

@carsonbeats @dumoulin_nick Yes the 8 Panthers fans that listen to hockey podcasts are cool with it.

I wonder how the organization feels about the Tkachuk podcast honestly

@nieleszeruk @WhiskeyNick95 That’s checking out not opting

@carsonbeats @WhiskeyNick95 What about his son opting out for the past month+

Didn't listen to the Tkachuk pod. Sounds like it was bad. Someone wanna give me the short and sweet of it?

@sflorimm Cigarettes

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?

@Khalilfyi Fr

Why the fuck it’s so hard to find a good paying job

@skyedomie You forgot Brendon little and Jeff Hoffman

blue jays killers starter pack

@G995Stu @spittinchiclets Gretz has 1016 combined

@spittinchiclets Joins? Who else is on that list?

OVI JOINS THE 1,000 CLUB REGULAR SEASON + PLAYOFF GOALS!!! 👏

@MissinCurfew Yellow, shouldnt even be a question!

Silver or Yellow? 🤔💣

@puckempire @HomeBy3Official @J_Swish24

That's baseball. H/T @HomeBy3Official

@BizNasty2point0 Does that include your Mem cup ring?

What a round with a few legends. Seven 💍’s in the group. Coming soon…

@PuckPicks1 You are insane

Like crack.

@PuckPicks1 Holy fack you are on fire

This Mika third period goal is going to hit like crack

@FanaticsBook 1

Let's do this: Guess a number between 1-5000

@StarNasty_ @MissinCurfew 2 cups fella, mcdavid would give up all the accolades for one

“Always the bridesmaid eh Leon? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.” Matthew Tkachuk to Draisatil 😳

@dillondanis .

@Snake_Plisssken @NFL_DovKleiman It’s his veneers

@NFL_DovKleiman Did you ever notice this guy’s sociopathic smile that doesn’t match his eyes?

This is awesome: Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast is teasing a potential video where he spends $100 MILLION to turn ECU into a Championship Team. This would be must-watch TV 🔥👀

@LeafsUpdates21 Do you think that Morgan Reilly has any trade value at this point with his contract? Maybe I’m overreacting to bad play lately but I can’t see them finding a trade partner. Potential buyout candidate?

If you package McMann + Carlo and OEL + Roy you could net yourself multiple firsts, seconds and prospects. Add a return for potential Benoit/Laughton/Maccelli/Stolarz deals and we have a good cupboard all of a sudden. Rielly/Domi/Joshua become potential offseason deals