Casey Kelson

@itsgingertheory so nice to see you on X I was worried because I haven’t seen you on Instagram xxxx you’re incredible, your works incredible, so so important

@johnrich I heard 33 t thousand people lost power.. that’s nothing guys

What in the world happened in Vegas?? 👇

@dom_lucre Two hours ago it wasn’t this dark anywhere on the east coast…

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: An entire urban neighborhood is reporting that they are witnessing a UFO in 4k as a massive light can be seen beaming down from a flying saucer.

@joshsisley @krassenstein “Umm hi administration, I think you accidentally added me to your confidential text thread about war” because that would fix the mishap.

Not defending th administration, because that’s a huge security mistake, but why did this journalist not inform them that they were mistakenly put in the chat? Instead they stayed in the group with classified info they were not allowed to have access to. They should have left the group and informed the White House.

BREAKING: The Trump admin accidentally texted a journalist, Jeffrey Goldberg, from The Atlantic, their top-secret war plans on Yemen. Texts are below between Vance and Hegseth, in which the journalist was included. Imagine if Biden did this! So incompetent.

I found out who the bog protector is 😭 literal childhood dream come true like what the even heck

#thankful for being asked “has anyone told you you got a fat ass?” By not my husband

I Fucking hate leaf blowers y’all… almost as much as I hate the lazy ducks who use them.. remember rakes?

@trishapaytas are you celebrating this?!

COURSE RECORD: In her U.S. marathon debut, Sifan Hassan takes the @BankofAmerica #ChicagoMarathon course record in an unofficial time of 2:13:38! Amazing performance Sifan!

TOMORROW, OCT. 4: There will be a nationwide emergency alert test sent to all TVs, radios, and cell phones at 2:20 p.m. ET. Important information and what can be expected from the nationwide test: fema.gov/press-release/… Frequently Asked Questions ⤵️

Guys I’m 17 miles away from hiking a thousand miles from my lil thousand miles of summer challenge (4mo) I set for myself! I’ve hiked up to a 27 mile distance in 6h 26mins!! I hiked 70 miles this past weekend..which topped out last weeks total of 155 miles! While working 50+hrs😭

To puke or not to puke

Guys idk what happened tonight, but ran into a bear, and the only option I had was to run at it while it ran away, in the direction I had to go, in hopes, since it was scared, that’d it’d run up a tree.. and thank the whatever higher power that it did wowowowow

Something about peanut butter and pepper

@zu_ri18 Uh yeah or a bonus to cover it

Do you think if I tell my boss how much my dogs surgery might cost that she’ll give me a raise?

@_S0URCANDY You’d be dinner bbbbbbb

Would you take me out to dinner in this outfit? 🖤🤍

Every now and then I drink mezcal and have this meltdown about how disconnected society is from Mother Earth and how she’s the one who can really show us ourselves, and what it is that makes us ourselves, and how we’re all connected and one, and can support each other

@khloekardashian @goodamerican what percent of items are actually made in America? What percent is made in Turkey? And what percent is made in China? GOOD AMERICAN my ass xoxoxoxo

Guys I keep meeting beautiful strangers in the woods haha

@hyndman_paula @QasimRashid You’re the issue here lady.. but come on, share this story with us, no one’s stopping you!

My kids had their first day of school today. As school starts up again, tell your kids about Ruby Bridges—the first Black child at all-white public elementary school in South. Ms. Bridges is only 67 67.