Cass

at the end of the day this will always stay relevant

"I just popped over to Venice to spit on Chris Pine, but fear not, we’re back!" (via @2011satellite)

Feeling like I need to be airlifted to the nearest medical facility

Trader Joe’s on sunday feels like in Inception when the people in the dreams start becoming aware and need to kill Leonardo DiCaprio

@madpantzz make it through the trader joe’s parking lot without having a panic attack

@cass_con you have to mount a tv to the wall with no instructions and you’re renting

bachelor dates but their high stress life activities. you have two hours to pack your suitcase and make it through the airport

@P_rEsTo_N @hainlic @Jasonfergie jason didn’t invite me to the party 🤧

@hainlic @cass_con @Jasonfergie Cass just mad she ain’t got friends

Anyone going to the watch party at Armature?

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

@hainlic i support the feminist energy

@cass_con When did earth day become an excuse to complain about people posting an ass for their earth day post? I'm support earth ✊

@IGotTheJuice08 i love all the butts but can we reschedule them for tomorrow

you mean to tell me we have to wait TWO YEARS to find out if fez is alive #Euphoria

ok but what if nickelback did a cover of “i can only imagine”????

Yeh you could say I'm a gamer

Your job deserves the bare minimum this week. Choose you.

@Jasonfergie "I'm fine."