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@ced8thman

Part time Product Manager (Mon-Fri) | Full-time Man Utd, All Blacks & Redbull banterer (Mon-Mon & twice on Sunday)

Beigetreten Kasım 2009

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ced@ced8thman·27 Eyl

Chapati unaweza kula ata na chapati ingine.

Klaus@Martoh__

One of the main signs of mental illness ni kukula chapati na nyama

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ced@ced8thman·3h

Pause Artemis II business for now, what is this? 😂😂😂😂

Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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sui ☄️@birdabo·21h

SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER 💀

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🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️@shitposts_mp4·18h

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⁴¹𓃵@Anthon_tmx·1d

He missed but the celebration was already locked in 😭

⁴¹𓃵@Anthon_tmx

Never miss a low quality football video 😂

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Daudi Jabulani@2dawdy·1d

haha

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TheGameVerse@TheGameVerse·1d

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·2d

Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?

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❄️@footyhan·2d

Is that supposed to be a canon?

Arsenal@Arsenal

Happy Easter to all Gooners celebrating 🐣

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First Of His Name@SoupLorrd·2d

Maturity is realizing that a PS5 is all you need on a Sunday as a man.

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ced@ced8thman·3d

@NASA Maybe I don’t remember my primary school and high school science so well, but isn’t the earth not a perfect sphere? A little flat at the too and bottom yet wider around the equator?

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NASA@NASA·3d

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

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NASA@NASA·3d

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

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Celtic Football Club@CelticFC·3d

🍀 91 appearances ⚽ 13 goals Everyone at #CelticFC sends our very best wishes to Victor Wanyama following his retirement!

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Tottenham Hotspur@SpursOfficial·3d

We had @VictorWanyama and he was nice we enjoyed it. Wishing you all the very best in your retirement, Victor. Thanks for the memories 🤍

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Victor Wanyama@VictorWanyama·3d

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

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Liverpool FC@LFC·4d

Did you know the creator of the @adidasfootball predator was a former Liverpool player? 😱⚽️

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M.@pedressii·4d

Lewandowski is a better striker than Isak any time any day

Leading Report@LeadingReport

BREAKING: Jacob Frey beats Omar Fateh and wins Minneapolis mayor election.

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𝕄🅾️𝔹𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕛𝕚 🅰️𝕓𝕕𝕦𝕝@Mobolaji_Abdul1·4d

No vaccines, no bathing, no spraying, no training, no feeding. Just pushing life and attending weddings and funerals.

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Gerry McBride@GerryMcBride·21 Mar

Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.

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The regime has gone satanic@Nukta_·4d

I appreciate this gif very much because when visualising this moon attempt I don't always remember it's a moving target

Michael Antonelli@BullandBaird

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space

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le.hl@0xleegenz·4d

I'm starting to believe in the theory that to be success in your work you need the right mental disorder IT - Autism Finance - OCD Art - Depression Designer - ADHD Fashion - Narcissism Management - Anxiety Politics - At least 3 the above Unemployed - All of this above