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@oldenoughtosay I offer - the family paprika

@AntigoneJournal @mcgillmd921 This is beautiful! What are the blue ones?!

@mcgillmd921 Some of us bat for both teams, MM!

There are two types of people in this world... Red Loeb people and Green Loeb people. Are you Team Red 🔴 or Team Green 🟢?

@pinzonjulian Amazing news!

Ok, I'm doing it. I just bought a domain to start a podcast about all things Ruby, Rails, the web and all the awesome people building it. Wish me luck!

@JayHulmePoet @fitzyjane perfection

@hankgreen Does it matter if the car is lefthand drive or right hand drive?

I am trying to figure something out...please fill out this extremely short survey!! It is literally three questions: forms.gle/z6PL6t4cAzzeXN…

@McKenzie_Ben Has she tried the Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden (oh wait, I don’t remember if that had any romance) Daughter of the Empire (takes a minute to get to the romancey bits). If she doesn’t mind some sci/fi Catherine Asaro has some terrific ones like Primary Inversion

Hey book Twitter - my partner really wants to love some good romantasy but hated Fourth Wing and so far everything popular falls into the same camp for her. She loved Naomi Novik’s Uprooted. Can you recommend anything else that might be her bag?

@philnash Oh no!!! I just spent three weeks working on time and I didn’t even touch time zones yet

If you’re not mad about the moon getting a time zone, then you’ve never written any code that uses time.

@CatieOsaurus Tiktok’s gone weird and is hardly showing me any of the stuff I want to see, I don’t think it’s you. It’s them. Loads of AI generated nonsense

@bookishbri0 Try speeding it up, 1.5 o 2 times faster. I zone out on regular speed

audiobook listeners, PLEASE tell me how yous do it bc i literally zone out and can’t concentrate whenever i try to use audible and so just miss most of what is being said. i just haven’t got the attention span for it

@MsUnformation like

@shinboson I watched an episode of Yellowjackets and thought about this exact story

@JasonKirk_fyi like

@julieruble Some books I have enjoyed recently: What You Are Looking For is in the Library Velocity Weapon The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi Hunting Party (Serrano Legacy) Nettle and Bone I’ve also been re-reading Catherine Asaro and I love all of them

@ickbat Hurray!

It’s happening! 😱

@ickbat Okay. I watched this on the strength of this tweet and it was unhinged and glorious

Sudden burning desire to re-watch Battleship. Is it shameless US Navy propaganda? Yup. Is it just incredibly stupid? Yup. Do they seriously pull a handbrake turn in a battleship moving at flank speed? Yup. 😁

@EdFuller_PSU It’s why I left. No other industry (before or since) has required the same amount of effort

@soychotic Yes!

Can somebody please fucking explain to me what dumbass developer defined the phrase “synchronous operations” to mean “one after the other” when the word “synchronous” literally means “happening at the same time”

@samfloreani @AdmsCentre @MarkAndrejevic @jathansadowski Amazing!!

@CFDevelop @SilentBlueD666 Can you recommend any resources for learning more about the right indexes?

@SilentBlueD666 This probably isn't even about size. You can get a deadlock with a few thousand records. This really just happens when two long running operations lock up the same resources. Ironically adding the right index can often fix write deadlocks

A while back, I worked with an SQL server database with several tables that had over a trillion records each, and it ran fine. Please, tell me again why it's necessary to split your database with a few hundred thousand records into #microservice dbs

@AstroKirsten wow!

Knowing that reports on this website will never be actioned, I'm dropping my hottest space take yet... Pluto should have never been a planet in the first place.