Cellar SW4

@Winerackd @AdrianPAtkinson @jamiegoode Isn’t there a waiter’s friend made from such material

Gold, platinum, ???.... Wine competitions desperate for new precious metal to be discovered so they can continue with grade inflation

@plemess my wife says I have got nothing to worry about as I ‘had no taste to begin with’

Hello Wine Twitter. Have any of you, or do you know anyone who has had COVID and lost taste and smell then never quite regained it back? This terrifies me

@CoteDuPy Did this come in after the sandpaper incident at cricket I. South Arica or before ....

To get an Australian visa you, quite literally, have to sign a form saying you understand the concept of ‘fair play’, mate. I love this country.

@CoteDuPy But does it change colour when it warms up

So I’ve bought this special new kind of beer. When it’s full it looks like a regular beer in a green bottle, but as it empties it goes all bleu. The French are magic.

@plemess Bucket of coffee

I walked in a coffee shop and the lady picks up im Aussie. We can do flat white! She announces. I trust her. Half a litre of milk later... #frenchcoffee

@CoteDuPy Jungle spray yourself

Tell you what- all this organic and biodynamic tomfoolery doesn’t half make for vineyards with an shit ton of small bite-y insects ready to menace you at every turn. How I long to visit somewhere peaceful, and pesticided to fuck.

@NikDarlington @plemess Are you saying ‘I cant believe it’s not butter’

@plemess I get the GF bit (I’ve had good spelt croissants) but how do you make a croissant without proper butter??!

I’ve just found gluten free, vegan croissants. HOW?! I mean: HOW!? I’m both intrigued and terrified. I don’t think I can...

@Christina_SvR A bit like a professed lover of natural orange wines (customer) saying she loved them because they drank like a red and didn’t stain her teeth .... #ikidyounot

😂 this is amazing

@CoteDuPy 💥 boom

Nailing Sunday with some of the best.

@CoteDuPy Needs a glass of @CMMasiniWine Matilde and a bottle to understand that rose is a light red wine .... if he has only had cloying dark he needs to get out stop playing to market

Wine column today, in a national. It beggars belief.

@_ms_mak Obviously a curfew on law enforcement during dark

I’ll just leave this here...

Thanks everyone for the positive feedback on the refurb and we are still definitely 100% a passionate wineshop , coffee and winebar .... we also dispense with fine wisdom and advice… instagram.com/p/BpUI0xRHC8h/…

Hello Twitter folk. We have moved Dvine cellars into our Voltaire Road site (aka the bar) and will be taking on the @DVineCellars name. Please come and see our new set up soon! We still do drink in or takeaway wines and coffee and will continue to do lots of wine events 🍷👏🏽

Mondays are far easier to handle with this kind of spread. Open for coffee all day. And, if you need it, wine as well 😀

@plemess Personally I liked the Gerri halliwell one

From all of the excellent punny signs used yesterday, the Times chose these two. 🙄

We’ve combined with @DVineCellars and two have officially become one. Come see us for all of the essentials: wine, coffee, cheese, pastries and jamon flavoured crisps.

@CoteDuPy 2012

A list of some of the best restaurants in London. Guess the year of publication...

@plemess @PBMMW @paolatich @liskaaden @AgerSara She does have a bandana after @CoteDuPy showed her the way

@plemess @PBMMW @paolatich @liskaaden Daisy actually bit the dog groomer when he suggested green dye .... she wouldn’t go back #truestory @AgerSara

Someone dyed their Westie pink. Jump on board the trend @cellar_SW4 @paolatich @PBMMW ?

On by the glass at the moment, some absolute gems 😍👏🏽🍷