Rascal Centrist #FBPE 🇪🇺

Kemi is currently on holiday from the 26th March to the 13th April. The taxpayer is paying the bill.

Probably single greatest contributor to the plague of people just playing shit out loud in public places

For every $5 a barrel that oil went up, petrol went up what 3p a litre INSTANTLY on every single forecourt. Oil price went - down - SIXTEEN PERCENT in the last 24 hours. Did you see a single petrol station lower their price today? Did you fuck. Money grabbing bastards

Facebook ruined the internet. From the destruction of privacy through data mining, the decimation of forums, to the people it brought online and their hate-filled views - it has left nothing but misery in its wake.

This Day in 2013, the Evil Thatcher finally popped her clogs. This comment, I think, reflected the views of most people.

It’ll never stop being crazy that the man who has Bayern playing like this previous job was getting BURNLEY relegated

The whole of Europe this evening.. 😅

Should FIFA remove the 2026 World Cup from the USA and give all the matches to Canada/Mexico?

It’s a shame this is an April Fools cos you actually couldn’t take my money fast enough.

Italy OUT of the World Cup* *until Infantino rewards them with Iran's spot

OK, so Karoline Leavitt asked Getty Pictures to delete this unflattering photo of her, so this is me telling you all NOT to RT and share this many times all over the place. Whatever you do, DON'T RT this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😏

2018: we boycott Putin’s World Cup🇷🇺 2022: we boycott the World Cup in the gulf slave state🇶🇦 2026: we boycott the World Cup in the MAGA christofascist regime🇺🇸 Is there a football team more concerned with human rights than us?🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

@klara_sjo Wait until you hear how Brits say Nike.

Just learned some British people pronounce adidas as addy-dass

Due to his scheduled hernia surgery, Tottenham keeper Guglielmo Vicario will miss the next 2 managers 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ #Spurs

The most stupid thing in the history of UK infrastructure.

@JGreen022833017 @bo66ie29 Houses are Victorian 1870-1910

@bo66ie29 It was BUILT in the 1950s lol It looked immaculate because it WAS immaculate. But as we know things get stained over time. Cracks appear in pavements and they get patched. Thats just entropy

The same street, 70 years apart. Hale Road, Walton, Liverpool. It looked immaculate in the 1950s compared to today. Why did people stop caring about their communities?

Do you know that the average single man can go months or even years without non-sexual physical touch. No hugs. No hand-holding. No comforting pat on the back? The only time many men experience gentle touch is from a barber or a paid sex worker. This condition is called 'Skin Hunger,' and it leads to severe depression and anxiety. Society has labeled male touch as 'predatory' or 'creepy,' so men have learned to starve themselves of human contact just to make women feel comfortable. They are dying of loneliness in a crowded room.

It is just me or are people finally FINALLY waking up to the fact that @joerogan doesn't actually know what he's talking about when it comes to pretty much everything?

I grew up fearing: Quick sand Piranhas Killer bees Acid rain and the Bermuda triangle.

I'll keep saying this til you fucks give up denying it: Farage stood down 317 Reform UK candidates to help Boris deliver THIS Brexit. I.e Reform help make it happen. And Reform have admitted MANY TIMES that it has made the British people poorer. So Reform increase UK poverty.