Character Actors

Come down to Wharf Chambers tomorrow and watch us try to follow some award winning comedians with some yet-to-win-awards-but-surely-a-matter-of-time noises 🤡

It's almost time to return to Wharf Chambers for some madcap, alt-comedy and DIY punk. We've got Joe Kent-Walters (silly billy extraordinaire), Maxine Wade (just been on the telly), and music from the lovely lads of punk, Character Actors! wegottickets.com/event/592927

I cannot implore you strongly enough to stop what you’re doing and listen to this immediately.

Make sure the next 26th of the month is better than this one, by getting a ticket to this inevitably fun little evening at Wharf Chambers.

I am aware that I've done the obligatory typo and put down October Valhalla twice. I really can't be bothered changing it, so just buy twice as many tickets yeah?

Whatever has decided to repeatedly advertise this game to me has severely misjudged my worldview. Like I have any interest at all in saving the life of a fucking king.

i am become jimmy, eater of worlds

@hayley_grice Hello from Shipley! If you like songs about being hungover and/or heartbroken, you’ll probably like this song called Hungover/Heartbroken. spotify.link/RiAS30y0KBb

If you’ve ever come to one of our gigs, you’ll definitely remember this prick. (We have one this Friday in Leeds btw, if you need to be reminded of this prick)

@BigHugBand @ToodlesBand @brutalligators @_efbas @budsfullstop @livedonothing @fuzzyheartband @regalcheer @Mutteringband @WaysAwayLA Love you miss you love you 😘

Here's a playlist featuring all the excellent bands we've been lucky to play with this Spring/Summer open.spotify.com/playlist/2owyj… @ToodlesBand @brutalligators @_efbas @budsfullstop @livedonothing @fuzzyheartband @regalcheer @Mutteringband @characteractor_ @WaysAwayLA

We were very very happy to get to play with @BigHugBand and @ToodlesBand and @livedonothing in May, and we’re very very happy to be on this playlist too. If this is our last ever tweet, at least it’s a nice one 🖤

If you think Threads/the imminent collapse of Twitter is going to stop us tweeting unengageable content, you’ve got another bad tweet coming.

I wonder what the Ting Tings are up to nowadays. Hope they’re alright.

Wakefield this Saturday. Totally free gig. Northern punks rejoice 🥳

@Agg_Management You’re in Yorkshire, right? Free one this Saturday in Wakefield!

Calling all bands/artists - anyone playing a show this week? Show me your gig posters - I might pop along

Now that we’re rationing tweets, the pressure really is on to deliver high value with every single tweet. We at Character Actors™️ will not be succumbing to such pressure, as this will only play into Elon Musk’s hands. Hence this being another bad tweet, thanks for your custom.

If you’re anywhere near Leeds, this is as about as unmissable as a gig gets. God knows when the incredible @goodbye_blue will be round these parts again. Make sure you’re there 👇

We don’t use Twitter that much since that white supremacist took over the place, but we probably should mention that we have a gig this Friday in case any of you are in Leeds and fancy it. The Lending Room is a very cool venue and you’d fit right in. 🎟: skiddle.com/whats-on/Leeds…

@ToodlesBand Pills and nasal spray and eye drops all at the same time just about sees me through provided I maintain about a mile’s distance from any freshly cut grass.

Leeds friends!!! At least four of you need to go to this tonight to make up for the fact we won’t be there 😭