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#BREAKING: U.S. meteorologists warn of a super El Niño this year.

#BREAKING 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating around their toilet

Due to weather, we are unable to proceed with today’s #SkyscraperLIVE event. It has been rescheduled for Saturday, January 24 at 8 PM ET | 5 PM PT. Safety remains our top priority, and we appreciate your understanding.

William Shatner is photographed eating a bowl of cereal in his car at a stop light. tmz.me/mCMBNO4

Tom Brady replaced Drew Bledsoe and won a Super Bowl. Kurt Warner replaced Trent Green and won a Super Bowl. Nick Foles replaced Michael Vick, and won a Super Bowl. Why not #Broncos Jarrett Stidham, right?

#Bears QB Caleb Williams on whether he takes any individual joy in getting to the playoffs: “Yeah… I wasn’t the biggest, I wasn’t the strongest, I wasn’t the tallest, I wasn’t the fastest. I get drafted here, told that I’m not a special player, told that I’m not a good fit here, told that Coach and I won’t work, told I can’t win here. So I know that’s going to keep going on, but I do take a little satisfaction being able to help this team, help this organization, and be a part of getting to the playoffs. My goal isn’t just to get to the playoffs — my goal is to win and win big.” (📽️ @ChicagoBears)

🕊️ The United States penny has died. It was 232. What we know: tmz.me/ovTeXgj