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@chestermissing

Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares. https://t.co/MvDKvwUmbc

SUITCASE in SOUTH AFRICA. Beigetreten Nisan 2011
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Dereleen James vs Fadiel Adams.
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I went outside in Cape Town today.
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A US ambassador came to SA & disrespected our judiciary, who are so independent they literally put an ex president in jail, while his own president is literally ignoring both US judiciary re tariffs & International Court of Justice re Israel? Maybe you're the problem jelly bean
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Imagine bombing a girls school in Iran and a week later your ambassador tells South Africans their out dated struggle song is the problem. It's almost like you're demonstrating why the song exists, Bozell.
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Our award winning internationally acclaimed comedy special DESPICABLE HEHE is now available on our YouTube! Check it out. 😆🇿🇦🎤🎉 Full special: youtu.be/_ljznBUMSW0?si…
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the EFF complaining about someone else disrupting and disrespecting parliament, regardless of how true it may be, is f***king hilarious. It's like Ernst Roets calling you racist.
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Shadrack Sibiya thinks AI stands for Artificial Impalas.
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Shadrack Sibiya thinks Cat Matlala is AI. Madlanga Commission so far this week was WILD and we explained it all. Podcast: youtu.be/4Vq0gUoOTVw?si…
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The US ambassador to South Africa.
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State of the Nation.
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We talking to everyone, even puppets. Chester says he cannot afford to go to a hotel to bath. #SONA2026
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.@chestermissing thank you so much for always being awesome. Today you made brilliant TV. You are a genius, creative and appreciated. Salute! #SONA2026
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South Africa, where you would rather tell the entire country you are a sidechick than admit you are corrupt because nobody has ever gone to jail for being a sidechick.
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There is a SAPS lady who was in charge of managing Cat Matlala's dodgy SAPS contract, who had a relationship with him while he was married, and just said with a straight face that she is unaware he was a bad guy. He's in jail now. Relationship still not officially over. Waddafug
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Steehuisen's big goodbye message was that he thinks he was better than Mmusi.
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Cat Matlala was best mates with ALL our police officers. He WhatsApped everyone all the time, and they all fell for it. These assholes must be the loneliest people on earth.
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Steenhuisen looking to step down as DA leader? Every puppet has its day.
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