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How life feels after a Lando Norris win

Audi when it’s time to actually race and not film their drivers sucking each other off

Kimi pole idgaf he’s gonna bottle the start anyways #cope

world geography section came up in trivia and we looked at the white guy in the group like

are we sure aston martin is a functional team and not a money laundering scheme?

pretending i dont care about my uber rating while my friend is in the passenger seat asking the driver why she’s unlovable

why would i be hanging w btches that are getting married before 26

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to April

kind of poetic that miami is his first pole as LN1

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

@F1 @Gatorade Daddy

NORRIS DOMINATES TO WIN THE #F1SPRINT IN MIAMI 👏🥇 The reigning World Champion leads home a McLaren 1-2 🙌 #F1 #MiamiGP @Gatorade

iranian restaurant in toronto called "tehranto" might be the some of the best naming ever

@dxbestani Inshallah

Norris deadass about to go back to back titles before Leclerc even gets double digit wins

I think the only diagnostic criteria you need for adult woman autism is if she’s already 27+ and has never been invited to a bachelorette party

I wish this was a joke

by creating systems of oppression

@hand1stfearless @saintdoII That’s cool asf

@saintdoII we do this twice every season, spotify is our main sponsor so they choose two artists who are in the middle of promo for the players to wear their logo on the clásico matches (against real madrid)

this is one of the best marketing moves i’ve seen in a while like what do you mean the players are gonna be wearing olivia rodrigo merch during a match

@MinModulation Seeing a coworker succeed because they exude confidence only a person with two loving parents could possess

As a child, I had to "read the room" - if I asked for something, and didn't get it, I reasoned that I wouldn't be getting it and shouldn't ask again, and learn how to adapt without it. As an adult, the only way to get anything done for you professionally, is to nag like a child.