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@mamboitaliano__ I resisted the urge to post a pic of a toilet seat

This is where I post from

@IassenG @DschlopesIsBack His apron of fat actually helped him quite a lot

@DschlopesIsBack It is not true that the guy has no training. He seems to have a back belt in domestic violence.

Is it bad that I’ve watched this 50 times now? 😂

Classic liberal/progressive logic. Confuses intentions with solutions. Ignores the consequences to victims. Racist motivations- only cares about incarceration of black people. Offers no viable alternatives.

@PicturesFoIder If you watch the video, you'll see that the flames are decreasing. That means the pilot has successfully shut down the fuel supply to the engine and the fire isnt spreading. That means your chances are good.

If you were on this flight… what would you do?

@PicturesFoIder ask to be moved to an aisle seat.

A question for California Democrats.

@Cyb4rAnG3L Vote for Democrats, of course.

my problem has been resolved but it wont get fixed for a while so what should i do as a legally deceased person?

@WuWei113 Build a stripper pole, you'll do fine.

I’m soon graduation from engineer degree. Can not find job, all my friends please help I’m mechanical engineer. Math be number 1. English no good. Please help me find job. I’m most appreciate

@WhiteHouse As long as the chick from The Ring doesnt pop out of my phone I'll keep following ya.

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@GadSaad He drinking what Cleese is drinking

@justindeanlee I like the menstrual blood. Nice touch.

The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident. We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff. Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home. They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital. That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language. Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off. But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

Every nation has its founding myths; few have been so thoroughly imprisoned and crushed by them. The Palestinian national imagination was not born, as its admirers suppose, from the organic memory of the Nakba, a dispossessed people finding its voice. But it was constructed in the late 1960s by a handful of poets and militants who fused revolutionary Marxism with romantic nationalism and produced something unprecedented: a people whose very identity was indistinguishable from the act of armed struggle. That this identity was forged in the white heat of genuine suffering does not make it less artificial; if anything, it makes the artifice more tragic, because the suffering was real and the framework imposed upon it was not. What follows is an attempt to trace how this happened — how Palestine ceased to be a place and became a Revolution, and how a Revolution, by its very nature, could never become a place. Link to full essay below

Is Newsom gay or retarded?

@volcaholic1 old idea, great for roasting birds who fly near the focus...not much else

China’s solar power plant in Dunhuang uses around 12,000 mirrors to focus sunlight onto a central tower, heating molten salt to extreme temperatures. That heat is stored and used to generate electricity on demand, including after sunset.

@Dsarti61 @cb_doge This deserves to ratio

@cb_doge Mass driver explained

ELON MUSK: SpaceX will build a mass driver on the moon. "If you want to go beyond a mere terawatt per year, you have to go to the moon. So by having factories on the moon, building AI satellites and having a mass driver, which is the kind of thing you really need to learn about in read about in science fiction, but we're going to make it real. We're actually going to have a mass driver on the moon. And if you do that, you can go several orders of magnitude greater. You can go to 1000 gigawatts or more per year, and ultimately get to maybe a millionth, and then a 1,000th and maybe even a few percent of the sun's energy. I really want to see the mass driver on the moon that is shooting AI satellites into deep space just go like just one after the other. I can't imagine anything more epic than a mass driver on the moon and a self sustaining city on the moon, and then going beyond the moon to Mars, going throughout our solar system, and ultimately, being out there among the stars and visiting all these star systems, maybe we'll meet aliens. Maybe we'll meet see some civilizations that lasted for millions of years, and we'll find the remnants of ancient alien civilizations. But the only way we're going to do that, do that, do that is if we go out there and we explore, and this is the path to making it happen."

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: It raises the question. It doesn’t beg the question. Begging the question is a specific logical fallacy, not a turn of phrase. I am begging everyone to stop misusing it. TYFYATTM!

@JohnCleese It's ok. When the little people make a post that misses the mark on sarcasm or satire, they just delete it, but the famous and venerable get a pass to pretend it never happened. 🖖

Does this silly little man not understand that Islam is a very aggressive belief system, threatening death to anyone who does not convert to Islam The Buddhists, the Taoists, the Scottish Presbyterians, the Hindus and the Sikhs and the Confucians and the Catholics don't go around shouting about beheading people they disagree with Is this too much for your tiny little brain to take in ? Oh. The doorbell rang. The police I assume...

Ah yes, the latest innovation in Canadian justice: sentencing by sociology. As Jamie Sarkonak reports, Judge Faisal Mirza appears determined to refine the art of the “racial discount”—because nothing says equality before the law quite like a sliding scale of consequences based on identity. But I say: why stop there? Let’s modernize fully. Introduce a national Loyalty Program for Sentencing™. Points for hardship. Points for oppression. Double points if you qualify in multiple categories. Missed a birthday party at age six? Points. Difficult upbringing? Points. Non-white? Points. Indigenous? Bonus tier unlocked. Member of a statistically overrepresented group? Why not—points again. Accumulate enough, and perhaps you can redeem them. Shoplifting becomes free. Assault—half price. With sufficient lifetime accumulation, maybe even a felony wiped clean. After all, why burden courts with facts, evidence, or individual responsibility when we can replace them with a rewards card? This isn’t justice. It’s parody masquerading as principle—and it undermines public safety while congratulating itself for compassion. 🔗 Read Sarkonak’s piece. nationalpost.com/opinion/jamie-… #cdnpoli #Canada #Justice #RuleOfLaw #EqualJustice #PublicSafety #Sentencing #Courts #Law #IdentityPolitics @sarkonakj

@maria_drutska You are correct. But when good people refuse to take up arms, the bad people rule everyone. So make sure your friends have a lot of guns.

I spent most of my career as a public servant because I truly believed in a rules-based order and trusted international law. Now I see how naive I was. It’s a fairy tale used to keep the colonies from revolting. In the end, nothing matters except who has more f*cking guns.

Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden: Sheridan (18) was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"