Corey Charity

Jay Jones is about to put belt to 🍑 this morning with this Virginia redistricting case and it’s beautiful. Repubs know it’s coming too! Hilarious.

Dear restaurant owners: We ALL hate the QR code menu. Stop. -everyone

@Mollyploofkins They didn’t use contraceptives

Where did Trump's parents go wrong?

We should respond to last night's shooter the same way Republicans respond when our children are shot in school. IGNORE IT.

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?” “There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.” “Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.” “I don’t have a ballroom.” “…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”

BREAKING: Yesterday's shooting was STAGED, according to a former CIA analyst.

I just watched someone throw away the center of a cinnamon roll !!!! The center of the cinnamon roll…. The sheer psychosis is hard to describe

I don’t remember Meghan saying this when ICE shot an American citizen in the face

@ThrillaRilla369 Staged

Do you honestly believe this attempt or Butler were staged?

@mokhanhim Can’t imagine why lol

Why does it seem almost nobody believes or cares that somebody allegedly tried to kill Trump?

If you were horrified last night watching our elected leaders run and scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, becomes a part of the solution and only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

When 11-year old Ahmir Jolliff was murdered on the first day of sixth grade Trump said, "it’s just horrible... but we have to get over it. We have to move forward." So fuck him and his stupid ballroom. Let's get over it.

It was a stunt. His ratings are plummeting. He’s desperate. Fuck him. Goodnight.

@Geiger_Capital Staged bullshit

The first US President to survive three assassination attempts.

@bigpackers4x A kicker with an awesome name to boot

A KICKER???? LMFAOOOOO HELL YEAH

@AZ_Brittney @Natasha_Brynn1 Hell yeah it was

The shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was staged! YES or NO? ✋

@GBPdaily A

A - F… How would you grade the Packers 2026 draft?

@chefsevenn I don’t know I don’t eat it Meatloaf is disgusting.

What can be used in meatloaf as a binder other than bread crumbs?

@Pack_Daddy @EVRYDAYCarter @BradleyBlomgre1 This needs to be his walk up music every time he goes to kick a field goal

@EVRYDAYCarter @cic6002 @BradleyBlomgre1

Had to be done. Smack That!

Give a republican a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a republican to fish and he'll steal your rod, take your wallet, sexually assault the fish, and then blame Biden 🤷🏻‍♂️