Eric Mead

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@RealKidPoker Welp Daniel, you might as well retire. This thing obviously has all the angles figured out

I asked Meta AI: I have $1000 and I need to make it $5000 in a week gambling, what is the best way for me to gamble and do this? Response: I can't guarantee any gambling strategy will succeed, but I can offer some general advice. First, it's essential to understand that gambling carries inherent risks, and there's always a chance you may lose your initial investment. That being said, to potentially turn $1000 into $5000 in a week, you'll need to take calculated risks and aim for high-return opportunities. Here are a few options: 1. Sports betting: Focus on a few high-stakes bets with favorable odds, like point spreads or prop bets. Research and analysis are crucial. 2. Online poker: Play high-stakes tournaments or cash games, but be prepared for intense competition. 3. Blackjack or card counting: With a solid strategy and a bit of luck, you can aim for high returns. 4. High-volatility slots: Look for slots with high payout potential and a low house edge. 5. Daily fantasy sports: Create a winning lineup in a high-stakes contest. Remember, these options come with significant risks, and there's no guarantee of success. Set a budget, manage your bankroll, and don't chase losses. Please gamble responsibly and be aware of the risks involved.

I dunno man, nobody reads this hellsite any more but sometimes you just think “Claro is Spanish for innit” and there’s nowhere else to post it.

Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. twitter.com/HillaryClinton…

This is for absolutely nobody, but: I made Masters in TFT for the first time! That was really friggin difficult.

Made this up 25 yrs ago: See, my old man he's got a problem/ He lives in the ocean he's half man half squid/ His body evolved to breathe water/ So he can't see his wife and kids/ I said "somebody gotta take care of him/ So I bought a scuba suit that's what I did

what i want for dinner does not exist yet

Happy new year y’all,it’s about to be the best year yet

Was just talking to Colleen and earnestly wanted to say the word “hashtag” but somehow it came out as “assbag”. #Assbag

@richterscale I’ll leave when dril leaves and not a day sooner

@CumminsCorbett @messeduppcs God no. PTSD

Sorry I know this is very serious but I’m in Kyiv & have no meaningful way of covering this story for you except by retweeting Russian telegram screenshots. This is however definitely in the top 3 funniest things that has happened in my lifetime & I absolutely am going to laugh.

My dad, who lives in Vegas, is apparently happy about the outcome of the hockey, and has begun celebrating?

@CumminsCorbett This 👏link 👏 works 👏

@CumminsCorbett Nobody says that!

I wrote about how it's going on here, and tried to pin down whatever Twitter Blue Mindset is. defector.com/burning-down-t…

I can’t answer this question for Bill Maher but YOU CAN A thread.

Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle youtu.be/Brq-exSvB7Q via @YouTube That’s all.

@david_j_roth This is your best tweet.

To add to this, I was also at the weird reactionary billionaire's house for a salon on Wokeism, and consider him a valued friend. Those implying that his Garden Of Tyrants is weird or indicative of something weird don't know how normal he and I both are. twitter.com/DavidAFrench/s…