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life will get better. ❤️‍🩹

*throws a used condom in a lake with crocodiles 6 yrs after at my door:

This guy🤣🤣🤣

If your Dad didn’t get to see your children, make sure you get to see your own grandchildren Grandfathers are slowly going extinct Dear Men/Fathers, pls take very good care of yourself and be selfish when necessary. Stay sane and stay healthy!

The only crime Lamine Yamal committed was sitting on the ball against Atleti and you lots switched the narratives. Nah for Pooja page I first see that edited picture of Yamal sitting on WC that very night. It’s only a crime when Barcelona fans do it. gbogbo yin Onisorire seh 😂

Telling Barca fans not to bant an Atletico Madrid player is just plain stupidity, they’re rivals ffs Did you see them troll him when he was at Atalanta? If you love the player so much that you don’t want banter on his head then maybe he should come back to Nigeria to play for Remo stars

Happy birthday, Rivaldo 🎉

btc be unto me, i go dey find peace later

Lo siento por los atléticos de bien, que son pocos, pero los hay. Si todos los culés nos estamos burlando es porque en las últimas semanas hemos tenido que aguantar muchísimas faltas de respeto por parte de jugadores y aficionados del Atlético, y de la propia cuenta del @Atleti, que publicó mil tuits burlándose del Barça. Ahora os toca tragar y aguantar el chaparrón. Y, como os eliminen de la Champions, las burlas se multiplicarán por 2.000. Antes le tenía simpatía al Atlético, pero hace tiempo que se os fue la cabeza, creyéndose más de lo que sois. Tendríamos que ser dos aficiones hermanadas, porque tenemos un enemigo en común, pero decidisteis ser nuestro enemigo. Una pena, pero vosotros lo habéis querido.

𝐓𝐗𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐊!!! ¡¡¡𝐋𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎!!!

We’re here to win La Liga 👊

🥶 Lamine Yamal has completed 127 dribbles this season, more than any other player in Europe’s T5 leagues. #FCB 🤷🏿‍♂️🔵🔴

Back to training

e get as money go full your aza, you go just dey login dey check up on am

🚨📲 | Szczesny on IG: "Can't believe I'm another year younger...😆🎂 Thank you all for the birthday wishes ❤️"

Some of you avoid your friends when you don’t have money because it feels humiliating. Some of you cut off your friends when they don’t have money. Even if you can’t help your friend’s situation, they don’t have to carry the burden alone. “I don’t have N500k to give you, but we gather dey. The little I have , we can share it.” A simple conversation and the awareness that they are not alone, could stop a person from going depressed, committing suicide or drowning mentally.

Gave 100k to a guy to teach me how to scam and now l have never seen him again coz my fake money notes got him arrested

Yoo in reality how do you want to retire someone that still sings and looks this good after 15 vibrant years of being number one. Like he was king from his first album and he’s still this appealing? Nobody doing it better mahn!

Life of a Man is just so crazy.. You could be a rogue, an id!ot, an addict, a deviant, a senseless person, an iti boribo… But if you eventually win in life financially, you can pass as a ‘great guy’ in almost every circumstance. Now if you’re a good Man, decent, diligent, brilliant, homely, respectful, nice and all.. And you don’t eventually win in life.. You can still pass as a lame ni$$a. Cray!