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If you're trying to get monetized on X, here's one lesson that'll save you months of confusion. I saw this comment on my previous post, so I decided to do something special today Today I reviewed dozens of posts from monetized creators. Here's what I found: • A post with just 5 replies had reply ads. • Another with 100+ verified replies had none. • Some original posts had ads. • Some equally good posts didn't. The conclusion? Be careful of anyone who tells you they've found the "one metric" that unlocks monetization. X hasn't published its payout formula, and real-world observations are far more complex than a single rule. What's one X monetization theory you've tested that didn't hold up?

I spoke at the gathering as a member of BNM Germany. Peaceful activism is not a crime. I stand in solidarity with Dr. Mahrang Baloch and all those who face persecution for peacefully advocating for justice, human rights, and freedom of expression. #ReleaseBYCLeaders #Balochistan

Some things don't break because they're weak. They break because they've carried too much for too long.🥀

U like this music oo

Choir Master heard the family group chat and went OFF ..🤣

What’s the longest you’ve ever ignored a message from someone? ⏰ A few hours 📅 A few days 🗓️ A few weeks 💀 Never replied No explanations. Just answer 👇

I joined a new tech company last month. The salary is good. But the language is exhausting. Everyone in the office talks. Like they are trying to impress. An international tribunal. They don't use regular English words anymore. Today,. We had a. "Sync Meeting" by 11:00 AM. The topic was simply. To plan a small social media post. A 10-minute conversationT. Turned into a 2-hour intellectual war. The Head of Growth cleared her throat. "Guys. We need to deep-dive. Into the consumer ecosystem." "We must leverage. Our core competencies. To create a synergy. That optimises our deliverables." I just stared at my notepad. Synergy? Deliverables? Madam. We are just posting a graphic on Instagram. Why are you sounding like. You want to launch a rocket to Mars? Then the Product Manager joined. "I completely agree with your perspective." "Let’s take this offline. And circle back when we have. Cross-functional alignment." "We need to touch base. With the key stakeholders. To manage their bandwidth." Touch base? Circle back? Why can’t you just say. "Let’s talk about this later on WhatsApp"? Why must everything sound like. A corporate philosophy project? I sat there for two hours. Nodding my head like a toy lizard. "Yes, absolutely." "That makes sense from. A scalability standpoint." Inside my mind. I was just thinking about. The local food joint down the street. I was calculating. The price of two pieces of meat. By the time the meeting ended. Nothing was actually decided. They just agreed to "schedule another. Alignment session tomorrow." Corporate workers spend. 80% of their day discussing. How they want to work. Instead of actually working. What is your most hated corporate buzzword? If someone tells you to "Circle back" one more time. what will you do? Let's vent in the replies! 💀👇

Street Wisdom You fought all week 🥊 Whether you won or not 🏆❌ It’s WEEKEND 🎉 Log off. Breathe. Live 😌🌿 #TGIF #StreetWisdom

It's Friday evening and I'm grateful. Grateful for surviving the week, grateful for the blessings, grateful for YOU 💕

I no you are not a locksmith but I will love you to open my keyhole tonight. You know what, cause 😏 it's Friday baby... 💦👅 #TGIF 💃😎🔥

What if your waking life is just a dream… And every night, when you fall asleep, you wake up in your real life? Just what if?

Evening blessings ladies and gentlemen, Time to connect Let’s gain

Good Evening Guys 🌇 Consistency pays Guys 🫶

You can only choose ONE for the next 5 years: ❤️ Peace of mind 🔁 Unlimited money 🌍 Opportunity to relocate Which are you picking, and why?

The Transpanda lore keeps expanding, but even legends need sleep. 🐼 Rest up, family. See you all at the next market open. GN! 🤝✨

Sickness is really tough. I’ve been down since this morning and haven’t had a single meal all day. Even with everything, I’m still out here hustling for impressions. Life doesn’t stop.

The iPhone of those days 🤔

Please help me quote my post 🙏🏾

Some people don’t hate you because you changed. They hate you because you stopped being easy to control. Good evening. 🙂

Its Friday!!! To everyone planning a one-night baecation this rainy season... Be careful o. What was supposed to be one night can suddenly turn into 3 days because "the rain won't let you leave." Carry your charger, pack extra clothes, and do not say nobody warned you. Who else knows this script?

Nigerian mechanics don't use computer diagnostics. They use onomatopoeia. They diagnose cars through pure vocal mimicry. If you take your car to the workshop, you need to understand the linguistic breakdown of the faults: 1. "Oga, the engine is doing *un-un-un-un*" = Your fuel pump is about to give up its ghost. Prepare 45,000 Naira. 2. "Ah, that sound is *pererere* when you match brake" = Your brake pads have completely worn out, and metal is currently grinding against metal. You are driving a moving hazard. 3. "It’s just doing *kren-kren* when you turn steering" = Your CV joint is dry. If you don't fix it today, the tire will literally go left while the steering wheel is facing right on the highway. The worst phrase a mechanic can ever tell you is: "Oga, let me just bypass it first." The moment a Nigerian mechanic bypasses a factory setting with a copper wire and black tape, that car belongs to the spirit realm. Shoutout to all the car owners surviving the creative imagination of Ladipo and Apo mechanic villages! 🚗