Christine Sampson Friebe

@JoJoGray40_ @spencernusbaum_ @masnKolko That slo mo did ya REAL dirty, Dan 😂

@masnKolko Catch the Ball

“Dan, did you ever play baseball? Why did you go into the broadcasting side of things?”

@Nationals @CJAbrams01 @KyleFinnegan22 Tell me why I thought Kyle was holding a boom mic for a sec 😂

squad's here

@MelissaMWear I never get on here anymore but happened to open just now and see this right at the top—just said a prayer for him.

My dad was in a motorcycle accident about an hour ago and he can talk, but he is in poor shape and taken in a helicopter to a hospital. His name is Jon. Would you pray for him and his doctors right now?

@chelsea_janes Michael A Stevenson Young

Rank the following in order of joy provided. #iykyk Michael A, Andrew Stevenson, Jacob Young

@chelsea_janes It’s also a heck of a lot harder to boo World Series champs than it is to boo the guy that left and THEN they won. It’s not that they couldn’t’ve won with him. But a huge part of 2019 was the vibes, and we all know the vibe would’ve been different if Bryce had still been there🤷🏼‍♀️

@chelsea_janes Oof. I am not a boo-er, but I absolutely feel differently about Bryce than I do about, say, Soto. It’s not because he left. I didn’t like his attitude or his gameplay when he was here. I have this screenshot of one of your tweets favorited, and I show it to ppl all the time 😂

I'll say it: I don't get why Nats fans boo Bryce Harper.

@racheljwelcher I don’t know why you didn’t think of this yourself, in the moment! 😂

Me: When you were crying in Walmart, what would have helped? Hilde (3): If you had bought me an ice-cream truck.

@clhubes @alexpotato 😂

@clhubes @alexpotato As a pet-less DINK lemme tell ya the income is great but the lack of obligation to a small creature is the real win here. I do not understand why people ruin it by getting pets!!! You know what I DONT have to do when I go on those vacations? Get a pet sitter! It’s the best! 😆

@clhubes I moved out of DC to rural PA almost six years ago and it still shocks me that people ARENT shocked when 22 year olds (sometimes younger!) are getting married/having babies. And a lot of them can’t believe I’m 32 and married and don’t have kids by choice 🤷🏼‍♀️

@clhubes Hahahaha that guy thought he was being SO HELPFUL to this tourist who had never used public transit before 🤣

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

@nocontextpawnee 1. Flu Season 2. The Fight 3. The Comeback Kid

What is your favorite episode of Parks and why

@nocontextpawnee Every time Leslie says, “I would counter with my own question. Why is half of your face all swirly?” I lose it. Every time.

I’m watching Parks and you would think after 15 years I wouldn’t find it so funny anymore but I think it’s funnier. Few things make me laugh as hard as lines like “can I go? gayle’s making a roast”

@taylorsschumann She’s like “y’all are just doing letters? I’ve got letters, colors, AND numbers.”

@taylorsschumann @PopcastPod @OUAchievers They talk about a lot of things, not just sports, and Jason gets deeply uncomfortable every time Knox tries to get even adjacent to politics, so you’re safe there 😂

@taylorsschumann @PopcastPod You might not be looking for another paid subscription, but if you are…I finally subscribed to the @OUAchievers a few months ago and wish I’d done it sooner. Was already a BFOTS and wanted more of the PMG. I’m not even a college sports fan, and it is simply delightful.

same

@clhubes This is chaotic. They are agents of chaos. I keep looking at the picture and I can’t wrap my head around it 😆