CM Venom

I could really go for some Yorkshire County Fish Shop right now.

Level 889 Bossk

Now I just gotta survive until August

Jeans and boots and a Big Mac

Saw a woman chasing a rabbit down the shoulder on I-88 this morning.

You learn something new about Crix Madine every day.

In and out in less than five minutes, but the smell still lingers.

Circumstances aligned to prevent me from being there today, but I’ll do my best to replicate the experience at home, shuffling forward slowly for 265 minutes, then throwing on a POV at maximum volume. RIP to one of the greatest.

Countdown to Extinction was how I started my first run at Animal Kingdom in 1998, and for many years was my traditional rope drop, not just for the park, but a WDW visit as a whole. To say I’m going to miss it terribly would be an understatement.

This is going on longer than I was led to believe.

Geared up, painted up, and a bit tore up. Bear Down.

Ari: “Have they stopped dropping everything?”

Respond in kind.

2003: “That’s Elizabeth Shue…she’s not a doctor.”

2025 brought a run at Epic Universe two weeks after it opened, the end of giving the WWE my money, a way overachieving Bears team, a return to the Aragon after 37 years to see Halsey, and a glorious action so stupid that it defied all forms of logic. I'll take it as a W.

It turns out that second tall girl was correct.

The Bears run game just dogwalked the Eagles defense. Signature win. This season has been a blast so far.

What a bar haunting night this used to be in my younger days. Now it’s pre-rolls, pancakes for dinner, and some Atari 2600 DLC.

Neither of us said a word about it, but we both knew we weren’t walking away from the cabinet until we beat this fucking game.

“Everything is made of atoms”, brisket, booze, and now on to the main event of the evening.