ᅠᅠ𓂃ᅠ ˣ̲ᴵ̲ᴬ̲ᅠ、ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐋. 🍎ᅠ !̲ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ ͟ ⺌ how is it that you go about 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⠀⃟⟡ ͢⠀⠀ 𝘎𝘖𝘖𝘋 & ⠀𝕰𝓥͟𝓘͟𝓛͟⠀... do Y͟O͟U͟ #𝕭𝙻𝙰𝙼𝙴 yourself⠀ .ᐣ.ᐟ ⠀ ⠀⠀

I am not asking about what you have been up to, but rather how I can make your day a little easier. ( she then transfers the spoon to her own tongue after dipping in the caramel again, licking it clean before continuing. ) I'm not going to pry where you don't want me to, though +

I even got my pumpkin costume for you and you say this shit to me. </3 I'm so hurt. Imagine me saying I WON'T rub it down to the point I'm a Barbie doll for you. This fuckass earth don't need me no more.

You said you wouldn't sandpaper it I'm filing for divorce rn.

So there is a limit to how much you love me. ( she puts the spoon in the caramel before her other hand raises to her heart like veronica feeling trixie tang splitting her picture in half. ) I don't need milk anymore. Think I have Fairlife in the fridge anyway. ( casually, she is+

Caramel *scented, you -- ( she trails off, going to get a spoon as if to eat the caramel itself directly. ) You will have to use sandpaper instead honestly for leaving me alone for so long yet again. I will need double the milk to make up for it.

Sure just make sure it's a sweet kind of lotion like caramel or something so the milk doesn't start smelling like a Starbucks order.

Stfu gimme your milk