elliot

this shoot is just so god damn hot, i need to be put down

@goslingcest gettin my tongue in there n shit 😛😛😛

@colteater im making out with you so nasty

grace telling driver to email him and driver asking for his email address because he thinks he's serious

@goslingcest ummm maybe. where you thinkin boy

@goslingcest can you quit your hating

@colteater Its better but still so yucky

hiii hiiii hello good morning (it's 1pm)

@goslingcest is this a better option than sourpuss. i couldn't find it

@colteater sourpuss is absurd my you canadians have shit taste

@goslingcest my turn when?

@colteater Im going to start biting people viciously

the red sauce that makes me hurt others and myself

the way his shirt folds through his pecs makes me feel really normal things like Peace and Love and Serenity and Joy and Happiness 🙂 we should all just die

so can all the transmascs form a team to chew on wood together and talk ab the gender envy rygos ensues bc i need to be him bad

@goskitty Yes. Precisely

@colteater So ur just ryland grace

i'm like if ryland grace was trans and also gay

@goslingcest so what does it matter if i talk then if im not gonna think after

@colteater i'm sorry handsome we'll let you talk i just don't know if you'll be able to think of much else after a night with me anyway

@goslingcest i can say anything and still have it be true that you're absurd

i want to wear jorts to show off my tattoo but i don't want to be cold later tonight.

As a Thunderbolts* fan let me tell you to prepare yourselves to the amount of people who are gonna watch this on streaming and say "I should have watched this in theaters"

@goslingcest wooow so we're silencing the trans community now. Ok transphobe.

@colteater im taking u face down next time so u cant talk back to me because what is this elliot..

@ahsokaskyber youre stronger than me i would have licked him until he was dripping

i want to bite him so bad

@goslingcest it's all i've got around the house and i don't wanna get my parents to buy more alcohol rn