ev 🐁

it’s bare bones bc i already have a carrd in my bio with my info but here’s a strawpage in case anyone wants to send yaps and the like concorbz.straw.page

@Kate_Dee_Yas ban their accounts while we’re at it maybe

Burn all of those to ashes actually???

@haimatochares oh the places fic writing will take you

having to research dental conditions for this fic and getting paranoid

75% leg

@d1pandp1p giggling so bad bc i was just yapping to the air but phm is a hivemind

@concorbz Holy hit tweet oomfie

once again for fun

reflecting on when i SOBBED until i was HICCUPPING over Snail from children’s tv series Franklin who always missed fun and parties bc he was too slow two months ago. i did this two months ago. i’m 25 years old. thinking about it as i wrote this brought tears to my eyes 🧎‍➡️

why have the last 20 minutes been three hours long

@Kate_Dee_Yas “what happens next” whatever comes out when i’m typing nonsense buddy

readers go "how interesting! What happens next?" Sis fuck if I know 🤷🏽‍♀️ I know even less than you, matter of fact

talking about writing so i motivate myself to actually write 🕺💃

not planning before i write a oneshot is so fun like ooo i get to learn the story as i read it too how fun

@waterbearzzz when i was like 10 i was doing this with hit 80s film stand by me for some reason 🤷

@concorbz I love doing this with movies 😭 i used to do that with the bee movie as a kid LOL

father please forgive me for not understanding the ryan gosling hype before seeing project hail mary i was wrong so so wrong so stupid amen

@cyanometrics tumblr.com/trickthekick/1…

@concorbz the guy who would what

sorry if y’all are sick of me talking about driver+rabbit coworker era but i fear it’s consumed my entire brain

on my never ending quest to give ryan gosling’s loneliest characters some friends out of pure whimsy and delusion

i could talk about the four of them for 100 years i’m so serious man

@britneyrosb3rg can we extend that to the states pls and thank you

I think it's time for us Brits to have a real revolution, french style

brother their hands are NOT the same size and even if they were they’re both crazy particular about THEIR gloves

thinking about this again but if they swapped gloves on accident it would be an actual disaster for both of them

“what’s your sexual orientation?”