Garrett Koch

Don't tell me I have to say "Happy Holidays" so nobody gets offended. I will "Merry Christmas" the hell out of you. Merica.

I hate politics. A bunch of grown men slandering each other like 6 year olds. I can't take them serious.

Weirdos at work come out on lunch break just to move their car 2 Parking spots closer to the building. #idontgetit

@ldowns_22 your on fleek that's for sure !!

Chicken hawk just swooped down in my corn pile and almost took off with a squirrel. Better luck next time Buddy!! #foodchain

@Trevorc272 I should have bro!

Just smashed at the Pizza Hut buffet by myself. Yep I have a problem

@Kelsie_Tiller that's the strangest thing I've ever heard lol

@evandouglas93 that's how kids get the puss these days. Stacks and turbos lol

@Kelsie_Tiller what in the holy fuck!?

@ShelbyMaupin bad idea peeps!!

As promised

If ur not awake coming to work @ 4:30 in the morning on ur drive to work, you will be when u pass Barton's! #moststinkysmalltowninamerica!

Been a good first hunt of the year so far!

Watching con air. Haven't seen this movie in years. #helluvashow

@anna_metcalfe are you fuc**** high!!

@codyhamilton199 either drunk people or someone who has a terrible 1st shift tht starts at 5am like me lol

I got a fork lift stick so bad today my buddy at work had to put his truck in 4 low to pull it cause it bogged his Silverado down tht bad!!

You hate country music because it ain't relatable and all sounds the same? Tell me about the last time you woke up in a new Bugatti. Merica.

"Don't half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass."