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ooooh my posts are soo goated you should follow me ooooh

@agNavya When I was a young teenager reading the warriors books this was easy

Is it humanly possible to read 200 pages in a single day?

gender affirming misogyny

@KinaCatGirl Clifford

Ok so Unhinged question but like what’s like the least moanable name during sex

@ghost_them_alll @ma1ybe men will say this without a hint of self awareness while looking like one of the creatures on a morrowind loading screen btw

@cornersock_ @ma1ybe Just say you’re ugly without makeup 😂

Men who have actual relationships with women usually know this because they see us without makeup and even naked sometimes.

@angietwist @ma1ybe when i say i feel bad for them i mean they're pathetic and sad not that i have sympathy for them lol. obviously i feel far worse for the women in their lives

@cornersock_ @ma1ybe I don't feel bad for them, I feel bad for straight women.

@schiz04renic "fine."

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@pouttyjimin i feel like a lot of men are horrible at foreplay bc they don't understand the benefits of purposefully starting slower. Instead of gradually working up from kissing more gently a lotta guys will just immediately full on put their whole tongue in and its neither hot nor fun

como bisexual vengo a exponer mi tesis: las mujeres besan mejor que los hombres

@ANerdNamedJerry "I don't eat meat" "Oh, are you a vegan or a vegetarian?" "pescatarian" ?????? a convo I have had more than once

y'all ever had a discussion with somebody who vehemently believes fish aren't animals but their own separate category or is that like a unique me experience

@graceis_cute if my parents had named me sergeant pepper or some shit i wouldn't have survived the elementary school playground man

let's normalize naming kids after your favorite music album

@witchwounds what if I just say penis because cock and dick feel too aggressive and that makes me uncomfortable

do you say cock or dick *gun to your head* if you say gock you will die

@jellis2004 @ezzyskii okay dingus

@cornersock_ @ezzyskii Not being angry, thats all of you transition losers😂🙏 do not make your problems ours!

Masculinity in 2026

@ContentViewer9 i have only become aware of potentially liking boobs quite recently im still warming up to them so alas

@cornersock_ Pecs are like boobs 🤤

Biceps and we're killing anyone that says ass.

@ContentViewer9 abs are really nice to lick and doing things with guys butts is awesome and nice biceps make me weak in the knees but i really do struggle to get the appeal of pecs. i am glad they make u happy though :)

@cornersock_ Sorry but holding a guy's pecs, grinding on a guy's abs or anything you do with a guy's ass is hotter.

@3nuffpup this but fr

one time i accidentally came from listening to a guy talk about his nerdy interests and i still think about it to this day

the answer is pecs and im tired of pretending it's not

@tippity clav lowkey the kinda guy to be unable to deal with the texture of lettuce

two big ass burgers no lettuce no tomatoes no cheese no NOTHING just buns and meat #BurgerLarper