Charlotte Morgan

@_neilarmstrong ngl it does actually remind me of Jane Austen because there are such elaborate codes of behaviour which are endlessly discussed

I think Alan Bennett is probably alone in watching Love Island and being reminded of the Bloomsbury Group.

@sienna_rothery I did a walking tour of the inns of court, and another themed around The Waste Land (as in the poem not derelict car parks etc) and both were great!

i have a week off, in london, & plan to do all the things that you never end up doing when you’re working. freud’s house in hampstead, sir john soane’s house, a few piano bars. anyone have any recommendations?

@MishalHusain @omrgriffiths @olliesl 😍

Godspeed @omrgriffiths! Here we are with fine journalist and friend @olliesl

@anitathetweeter @GrahamMoonieD there's a whole new audience awaiting you on BS

@cornwallchar @GrahamMoonieD I just don't think this tweet is getting the traction it deserves

Trees are good

@anitathetweeter class

@anitathetweeter @GrahamMoonieD please do Anita

@GrahamMoonieD Maybe I’ll join Bluesky and repeat it there

If you know, you know

@MerrynSW @thetimes something going on here

@cornwallchar @thetimes We are also both Cornish

My life explained by @thetimes. Speed reading causes face blindness. I read insanely fast. But recognise almost no one (usual apologies to everyone). Similar research from 2010 here. science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…

@LebbyE @MerrynSW @thetimes and me you, but we're victims of our own speedy brains

@cornwallchar @MerrynSW @thetimes And me although I occasionally recognise you Char

Come and work with us! careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Publicist%…

@whippletom The doc is brilliant! bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

This is an extraordinary story. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Advocates in the fight against Child Sexual Abuse Material. This is an amazing documentary about the men and women on the front lines. Greg Squire is a true hero and friend. This doc is about as honest as it gets. It’s a tough watch but worth it. They deserve to be celebrated. bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0n…

@scottygb @LisaMMcGee SORRY WHAT????? YOU'RE ON TV????? IN A DRAMA????

So, I make a cameo in @LisaMMcGee's 'How to Get to Heaven from Belfast.' In the words of Cilla, "SHE'S A JOURNALIST."

BBC international editor Jeremy Bowen: ‘I do this to tell people what the hell is happening’ ft.trib.al/3bND0hX

@LexyTopping Gold medal yeah right ok the real prize is an engagement ring from ME ME ME

He says: “You’ve worked so hard and you’ve achieved so much and yet you still find time to love me”. He means: “You’ve worked so hard and you’ve achieved so much and yet I’ve still found a way to make this about me”

@anitathetweeter ok, that's not as long as either Wicked film

@cornwallchar Two and a bit. Romps along for most of the time but drags at the end, but maybe that’s just because Cathy is annoying

So #WutheringHeights is 50% soft porn and 50% Martin Clunes sitcom. Once Jacob Elordi started reminding me of Neil Morrissey I couldn’t unsee it

@anitathetweeter does that imply that it is hours and hours long...?

@cornwallchar It’s a matter of personal taste. I found it terrible in an enjoyable way except for the last half hour when I just wanted her to die already

@Dannythefink I'm rarely shocked but that shocked me. How absolutely appalling.

Just to give readers of my weekend Times article an idea of the sort of stuff I am dealing with.