Mike Hawk

Israel’s fingerprints are all over the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war. Wake the fuck up

"Albanian- American politician" Eric Adams Wikipedia page has been updated.

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, around the right people who will help you get to your destiny.

just saw an instagram reel of a man proposing on the beach while he was bricked up and crying <3

Wtf is even happening lmao

Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room

Lazy stupid cunt

Forgot how fucked up Homelander is.

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

This is gobsmacking. Not only did Melania Trump suddenly decide to give a televised address about Jeffrey Epstein, she's calling on Congress to "act," because Epstein was "not alone." So she just threw a giant stick of political dynamite on the issue her husband despises!

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

As a nigga currently going through a lot, i can always tell when i see another nigga going through a lot

Baby showers are crazy...you get presents for having sex and your mom is there.

Made it to General Manager at this age & wasn’t even in the room when they made the decision. God did it. 🙇🏽

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

This coming election, all the other side has to do is make videos of “what they promised, and what they delivered” video and run it as ads. Because…😂 And there’s a clip of flip-flopping for each of it. 😂

This is actually WAY better than using CGI 😂😭

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.