🔥 Baba Voss 🔥

Lord, in 2025, put me in a position where I never have to beg, borrow, or struggle. Kindly put me where I can go all in in pursuit of my goals. Lastly, fix my heart and mind to serve all those you would love me to work with by honesty, respect, and kindness. Amen. 🙏❤️

Always pretend you don’t have money.

@CityPowerJhb Fok maaaan, I'm just glad I'm moving abroad in a few weeks. Honestly this City of Joburg is a mess 💩 Nothing works as it should. Nna ke shapo I've had enough!

#CityPowerUpdates #InnerCitySDC Central Substation Emergency Isolation City Power hereby informs customers affected by power supply disruption at the Central Substation of an emergency isolation, which will be implemented from 08:30 to 14:00 on Wednesday, 25 December 2024. The purpose of this emergency switch-off is to facilitate the clearance of debris and damaged cables within the tunnels. ^IM

@CityPowerJhb It's the 24th, power has been out since 10H00 AM this morning & there's an emergency isolation at the Central Substation tomorrow which will disrupt the already disrupted power supply and subsequently there's a huge possiblity that power will not be restored till the 28th 💔😱🤦🏽‍♂️

Flight 5 in 4 weeks

He knows what he’s talking about

Please twitter help me find her handle.

A HI FAMBENI Bokke !!! 🇿🇦 COME ON!!! #RWC2023 #StrongerTogether

Everything ends up working out. Sometimes even better than you've ever prayed for. Remember this when you're afraid or challenged...What you give power to, has power over you if you allow it. Believe in where you're heading! Your faith can move mountains and your doubt can create them! Keep pressing forward. One day, you will look back and say this with confidence and faith that " this is why God put me here." May you be protected from anything that wasn't sent by God today and forever! My A-Team #AHiFambeni 9AM-12PM this is where we meet on #BreakAwayWithKhutsoTheledi Where you want to be @METROFMSA

Eskom 👀

I have $42,000,000,000 to spend. What company should I buy next?

I don't talk much these days I used to be a chatterbox and that makes you feel like you are pretending to be the man you're not

@MayibuyeAzaniaa @ellias_motau @Kearabile_ Saying it's boloi whenever something bad happens removes the element of accountability & blame on our part. People don't even own up to their mistakes no more. It's easier to put the blame on witchcraft.

@PaulKaraboRamah @ellias_motau @Kearabile_ Lack of accountability or self awareness.

@ellias_motau @Kearabile_ Thank you, the only reply that ever made sense to this tweet. People love pinning reckless driving to boloi. Everytime when things don't go well for you, there must be some kind of an excuse, why is that?

Volume e sharp 🤟😂

Cheating is outdated. Start a business with your spouse and start saving for the kids. There is no trophy in sleeping around.

NEXT 72 HOURS CM: As the City we have established a multi-disciplinary team that is working around the clock to secure the site, conclude investigations and restore services for residents in the area. Immediate Actions being undertaken are as follows; 1.E-Goli Gas is currently shutting down the gas pipelines that run through the site of the explosion and this gradual shutdown will be completed in the next two hours by 10pm this evening. The process to perch the gas then will commence under supervision from the City teams on site. 2.Johannesburg EMS has deployed a Fire Engine on stand-by duty at the site to monitor the site and be available to react to any incidents that may occur. 3.@JHBWater has already isolated water supply to the area and has deployed water tankers to support residents in the area. This will also be augmented by the deployment of mobile abulition facilities to provide for residents in the affected area. 4.Similarly, once the site is declared safe, @JHBWater will require three days to repair the sewer lines in the area to re-activate services 5.@CityPowerJhb will also be deploying technicians to assess the power lines for damages along the 400 meters of the site and will only be able to re-energize the area once it has been declared safe to do so. 6.@JoburgMPD and SAPS will barricade the area to limit access and movement to allow for the efficient management of the site and the creation of a safe environment that minimizes the risk to residents 7.The barricades will also be supported by 250 members per shift and this will be supported by 50 private security personnel from The Firm 8.The City will also commence with the work of sampling all bulk service manholes in the area for gas leaks and ruminants. This will include the opening of bulk manholes belonging to @CityPowerJhb, Telkom and other service departments and entities. Some of the manholes are welded, due to theft and vandalism and at this stage we are unable to immediately open them for fear of igniting a further blast. Where possible our teams, led by EMS, will be placing Positive Pressure Ventilation Fans down the manholes to blow out any gas that may still exist below. This is intrinsically safe equipment and will assist in the effort to disperse trapped gas. Ladies and Gentleman, I wish to emphasize that the tasks we are undertaking are complex and at this stage will have to be handled with due care, and that no heavy equipment can be deployed to the site immediately. The digging and trenching to be done now will have to be done by hand until we are confident the site is safe and all hazardous factors are cleared. At this stage, there is no need to evacuate the buildings in the area and as stated, @JHBWater will provide mobile water and sanitation services to residents in the area. As the City, we are confident we have mobilized the best skills and expertise required to respond to the incident and we will over the coming days ensure residents are updated and informed on work being done to mitigate the risks and repair the site. We have also deployed advanced technologies to assess and review underground damage to the infrastructure. The technologies deployed are world class and first of its kind on the continent and have assisted us to identify underground defects underneath the surface of the roads that are still intact and unaffected at this stage. Let me once more extend our appreciation to the first responders from the City along with the Private Sector and Johannesburg Chamber of Commerce, who have been with us and supporting our efforts in response to this incident. #joburgexplosion #JoburgUpdates #Joburgservices ^PS

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It's all about perspective!