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The Maxx Crosby Saga in Seinfeld terms:

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Lt. Denniston Moore— It aches the bosom that you have been relieved of duty. The last two annums have been filled with joy & despair. They will sing songs of our victories against the Dairy Platoon and our heroics in ballistic maneuvers. You remain written in my story. —CW

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Such a special season.

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Holy

Mother— Scouts report from the Navy Patrol that the Dairy Platoon were last seen fleeing to the territory south of the Alamo, known as Cancun. It is in their fortune for they will not find any ice in that region. Alas, they will melt in their own misery. Yours in victory. —CW

Not. Done. Yet.

Mother— Victory hath been secured! The antidotes distributed to the public for lactase in the water supply proved vital in the waning moments. A civilian secured a dairy-shredding device amidst the height of battle. The knees of the enemy are bent. Good. Better. Best. —CW

Curt Cignetti turned the losingest program in college football history into a wagon.

@thekapman @BarstoolBigCat @Lovesac C’mon Sparkles. I’ve put together 2 of these things. You’re more than capable. Wake up, have a cup of coffee, and figure out how to assemble a gd couch.

@BarstoolBigCat @Lovesac My guy you have no idea how awful this process is! Appreciate you. ❤️

Hey @Lovesac you don’t want the smoke from me. Don’t fuck with Kap or else I’m gonna have no choice but to skull fuck. Put the man’s couch together ASAP

Mother— Word comes from the Northern Frontier that the cow bosoms have dried from exploitation, leaving Wisconsin dairy farms barren. The taxes will be amassed into our coffers & the Reserve Bank pledges improved muskets and rifles for my sidearm. We have taken the North. —CW

Kings of the North 👑

Mother— With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills. As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee. Yours. —CW

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