Nibiru's Home Cooking

The Godzilla posting will continue until morale improves.

@iinterstelles I just did the opposite with some fish patties. WAY too much salt🤢

when this happens you lowkey just add black pepper and garlic powder and thug it out

@xwanyex I mean, there was a conspiracy to kill the American public transit system, but that had support, too.

There was a quote I encountered somewhere as a young urbanist — I can’t remember who said it or where I read it — that went something like, “if there was a conspiracy to kill the street cars to make way for the automobile, then it was a conspiracy conducted with the enthusiastic support of the American people.” This is one of the first times I remember truly confronting the fact that what made me most mad as an urbanist was that most Americans just simply do not want what I thought I wanted. All urbanists either eventually endure this realization or remain stunted.

@HariSel57511397 I remember being told I'd be spinning signs in a mascot costume for a living. The lying of that generation is pathological.

Bruh, they were telling the ZOOMERS to go to college or flip burgers. You’re not fooling anyone. Boomers rug pulled two generations and is now acting like we’re the ones to blame for all the useless degrees and debt.

@AaronCSmith1 @thegreendingler @Bobbythirdway I'm also saying attorneys bill for legal work. You may be able to have one attorney representing both spouses to amend the prenup, it's not recommended; an independent attorney for each spouse is. Do they waive billing with you? This sounds like a local agreement.

@AaronCSmith1 @thegreendingler @Bobbythirdway I didn't say you had to update prenups for them to be enforceable, I'm saying prenups are often updated to be conscionable to a judge in light of changes to the dynamics of that marriage. Assets get comingled, kids are born, or aspects may have been legislated as unenforceable.

Every woman wants to pretend that no-fault divorce never happened. But it is top of mind for every young man — we are acutely aware that women can leave anytime, for any reason, so we aren’t signing a unilaterally severable contract tied to this arrangement. Very simple.

hope y'all don't mind if a white boy puts his serious hat on for a minute my best friend (who was still in the army) had a stepson he was really close to, the stepson considered my best friend his "real dad." the stepson followed his example and enlisted in the army 3 weeks ago my best friend shot himself yesterday my best friend's dad told me that just 16 days later, the stepson shot himself too so uhhh, if you're thinking of reasons to not kill yourself, keep in mind that you never know who you might inspire to follow suit

@AaronCSmith1 @thegreendingler @Bobbythirdway Just because YOU don't bill for it doesn't mean nobody does.

@crowbar_crow @thegreendingler @Bobbythirdway No. No you don’t. I’m a divorce lawyer. I’ve been doing this for over 20 years. Just had a case where during marriage the high wage earner flipped. Wife who had been it at beginning and insisted on prenup because SAHM. Husband greatly benefited at the divorce

@AaronCSmith1 @thegreendingler @Bobbythirdway You also have to pay to renew them, because that is also grounds to throw them out, due to changing conditions of the marriage. Most people can't afford to divorce to begin with. The leading cause of divorce is money. Maintaining a prenup is prohibitively expensive for them.

@thegreendingler @Bobbythirdway No they don’t. Not if you take the time and resources to actually go to a lawyer to get to drafted and then listen to your lawyer and make sure you do all the proper steps.

I'll never understand where the idea that "Chuck Jones is overrated" came from. Like, if you actually watch his stuff, you'll find that most of his cartoons are some of the funniest films ever produced.

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Happy Mother’s Day from Sephiroth!! 🌹

“He won’t take on $90k in debt because he doesn’t want a loving marriage” is some of the most longhoused bs I have ever heard.

If you grew up in the '90s or '00s you were constantly hearing about it since grade school. They had us sit in assemblies in middle & high school telling us we all needed to go to college and corralling us to apply, or else we'd never find work. This is insane revisionism:

Accidently photographing a frog at the exact moment it activates its hyperspace drive...

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then.. "..we had to climb over the bob wire!" "Dude, did you just say 'bob wire'?" "Yea man, that spiky shit!" "You actually think it's called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it's called Robert wire?" "Well what the hell do you think it's called?" "It's BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!" *the third guy* "Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED." "Oohhhhh!" "Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys."

I saw someone say that the existence of sundresses implies the existence of moondresses and stardresses, and honestly I agree with them.