Mason | Vtuber

Hi, I’m Mason 🐏 Your new favorite loudmouth sheep & overall slight asshole. I stream on Twitch and occasionally post just about anywhere else! twitch.tv/cryptikmason art by hinyariakane

@NightESound I mean shitttttt I just want this woman inconvenienced deeply every day

@cryptikmason Oh you need a curse, what kind you need? My family do rituals and such, even got compact herbs and spices for them.

paying an etsy witch to curse my landlord’s bloodline

btw the complaints were because the teen upstairs yells racial slurs at his game, throws shit, and punches walls until 1am 🥲 we have even sent the landlord literal vids of it but theyre her friends sooo

bruh my landlord today literally told me to stop complaining about the noise from the upstairs neighbors because she’s known them 10 years and “they aren’t going anywhere” and then said she would evict us if we kept complaining amazing work

me and @Rhylaa_ pulling up to tweet some absolutely rage-inducing shit

hate when my mom doesn’t answer my calls like girl i cant go 2/2 on dead parents please let me know you’re still kicking 😫

by the way, owner emailed me “do you want to see the photos the vet took” and, without me responding, proceeded to send me that amazing

opened my work email only to be met with a literal photo of a dog’s whole uterus, courtesy of the owner i love working in animal welfare

do NOT enter or leave someone's stream like this! it looks like poorly concealed self-promo (NO hate to this person, they didn't know any better!) while it's well-intentioned, it's really rude to give yourself a shoutout in someone's stream unless they've given you permission!🙏

can i be real this community is laughably fucking pathetic 😭 and all it takes to be a successful vtuber is 15$ for a premade model, a female voice, and start spamming some variation of "i hate minoritie!! x3 Omg im so epic U cant stop me from saying slurs !! :3 get pwned!! im so based uwu" do nothing else of value literally ever and wait like holy fuck imagine being so boring the only thing that bonds all of you is hating everyone get some fucking hobbies you genuine LOSERS

maybe working in non-profits is making me terminal idk

my left eye has been twitching for a week and all i can do when i get home is sleep chat am i cooked

how watching cinderella gray feels

i got a raise at my job!! yay!! now i can ESPECIALLY not quit my job. not yay!!!

@Rhylaa_ lets just kill them

merry christmas i thought i was getting flowers but as it turns out, i am not

fuck my fat chungus life and fuck air shakur

okay so im jumping off a bridge

I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HA

i just want cool girl friends to stream with and also become besties 4 lyfe who travel and live it up

@JustaMinx let’s be friends I promise I’m a cool lady