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@JabbaJabe @MDXreal @georgegalloway it's god

@MDXreal @georgegalloway Global warming

MY VIEW IN DUBAI RIGHT NOW 💥 #Dubai I’ve 1000% never seen anything like this, wtf.

@MDXreal god is angry

@CasinoCapital Banks are offering loyalty deals to that cohort at 4%, invisible from the public market.

If you managed to nail the bottom of the mortgage market in 2021 with a 5y (and I think ~half of mortgages taken out back then were 5y), you've got an ugly reset coming up. Cheapest 5y I see today (80% LTV) is ~4.80%

@landlord_secret Bro, I could have given you the free trade referral for an extra boost bonus. Enjoy the 100bps

My ISA & SIPPS provider has reached out why I am leaving & asked if I will stay. Money talks was my reply. The new provider is offering 1% of the value for the transfer. Offer me 1% to stay and I will. Businesses should stop undervaluing loyalty.

@cited Hey grok, update the heart rate in this image to 67bpm

how do i decrease this

@ramahluwalia Taken down exposure, now 95% money markets....

Iran rejected the proposal as I expected. Not good for oil and inflation risks. x.com/merlinscapital…

Who wants a deal more Trump or IRGC? Trump. Who has more time pressure? Trump. Who wants to open up the Strait? Trump. Who should negotiate a ceasefire? Secretary of State Rubio. Where are Witkoff and Jared Kushner? Nowhere to be seen. Who are they loyal to? Trump. (Witkoff and Kushner are devices.) What about Israel? Still on attack. What about Saudi? They have moved from neutral to an existential threat. Would Iran let oil move thru Strait during a ceasefire? No (just their allies). So the ceasefire would be entirely performative. The Ceasefire story is a trial balloon. It’s a gambit. And Iran does not trust Trump. Don’t expect a quick resolution anytime soon, and don’t expect oil to magically start flowing. What happens to oil prices in a ‘ceasefire’? A supply premium emerges. Gasoline moves to $4. Trump ends the ceasefire…

@gabbytech01 @it_unprofession Bro, this is the most fantastical description of modern corporate consultancy America I've ever read. CEOs and Execs are far too sharp, that fantasy just never happens.

"Bro this is the most accurate description of modern corporate America I've ever read. Consulting firms are just $250K money laundering schemes where 24 year olds with zero skin in the game regurgitate your own obvious problems back at you in buzzword form. The real scandal isn't that they charged you $250K. The scandal is that your CEO paid it and nodded along like a grateful seal. Your company isn't failing because of 'market conditions. It's failing because leadership outsources thinking to children in vests. Change my mind.

We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down. They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests. They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs. Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation. They charged us $250K for this privilege. During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking. I looked around the conference room. Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments. The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs. I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera. But nobody listens to the guy who works here. You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday. I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization. It feels like the right move.

@it_unprofession sounds like a hallucination base on how outsiders think the consultancy industry works. in practice that just doesn't happen.

@Thesecretinves2 coinflip as to if he's really negotiating, or if we wake up on saturday to news troops are on the ground in Iran because they ordered an invasion!?! for anyone with gains, follow this bro's advice - don't give them to hm treasury

@cryptostride 🤣🤣 I wish I knew what it was doing

🧵 It’s not too late to reduce your crypto tax bill before 5 April. Most people think the tax bill is already “locked in”. It’s not. Here’s what I’m actively doing with clients right now 👇 The CGT allowance is £3,000. Use it or lose it. If you haven’t realised gains this year, you’re potentially wasting tax-free upside. (Que replies that nobody has gains in this market,) Now is the time to review your positions. Be careful with “Bed & HODL”. There’s a lot of bad advice on this. The 30-day B & B matching rule applies to crypto. If you sell and buy back within 30 days, the repurchase is matched, so you may NOT crystallise the gain in the way you expect. (There are strategies to mitigate, wrapped tokens for example) To genuinely reset your cost basis, you typically need to: • Wait more than 30 days before rebuying • Or switch into a different asset This is where proper planning matters. Not guesswork. Unrealised losses are not useless. They’re tax assets. Realise them before 5 April and you can: • Offset gains this year • Or carry them forward indefinitely Bad trades can still reduce your tax bill. Married or in a civil partnership? You can transfer crypto between you tax-free. That means: £3,000 allowance each = £6,000 sheltered gains Simple planning. Almost no one uses it properly. Don’t forget the income side. Staking, mining, some airdrops = taxable when received, not when sold. If you’re near a tax band threshold, timing matters more than people think. The biggest issue I see? People have the gains but not the records. HMRC expects: • Full transaction history • GBP values at the time • Wallet + exchange data Fix this now, not in January. If you’ve got meaningful crypto exposure and haven’t reviewed your position before year end, you’re likely overpaying tax. I’m taking on a small number of clients before 5 April.

@KookCapitalLLC Markets are great, different views I feel like trump is massing forces to launch a ground invasion which will take the market to Hades

really feels like the bottom is in the 'worst' of the war seems over then again, the ~365 day prophecy says btc bottom will be in oct ultimately, guessing at a macro bottom for an entire cycle is a fool's errand so i will simply dca the best assets and outperform all of ct $hype $btc $tsla

@HighStakesCap Sell hype and chill

@2147mill @Trading212 do they pay interest on full cash balance?

Here’s the SIPP on @Trading212 Will you be using it?

@unusual_whales @thecryptomonk Unusual whale

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

@2147mill Reddit bros suggest it might work for some

Is £3000 p/m enough for you to quit your 9/5?

@Stoiiic Banger - that I missed.... Well done people that got in

50 spots for a private tg (free) I started a year or so ago. no signals or entry/exit/tp, don't expect anything crazy. I just yap in here and share views or anything interesting I see periodically. t.me/+duEIhNJFVvdiN… any links in the comments are not mine.

@Main_St_Finance @pendle_fi 🤣 that makes more sense 🤦‍♂️

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@freedombill3 It's an inflation market regime and price action momentum is to the downside. Looks like a bet trump pulls off a fast taco, hope it works out for you. Market will be fast lower if trump doesn't revolve fast. 😬

I lost £7,622 in 5 days. ​That is roughly the cost of a reliable, second hand family hatchback vanishing from the screen in five days. It has been a sea of red across the global markets. ​When your portfolio takes a hit that large, human nature screams at you to panic and do something to fix it. However, I stuck to the boring mechanics of the machine and that's the win of the week for me. ​Why would I panic and sell when the market is literally offering me premium assets at a discount? ​Throughout the week, I kept the tiny daily drip feed going into the market regardless of the red charts buying $VUSA $VHYL and $JEPQ. ​Then on Thursday, a heavy payout hit the account. $EQQQ paid a dividend of £199.60. ​I did not keep a single penny of that cash. ​I swept it all up and pushed it straight back into the market, buying heavier slices of Nasdaq 100 to capitalise on the dip. ​The system works because you remove your emotions from the math. ​The weekly result.... ​Current Value: £353,962.13 Open Profit: +£15,449.98 Weekly Result: -£7,622.61 Weekly Dividends: +£199.60 (Reinvested) ​Set the system up. Get out of its way.

@2147mill 2x lever a reit

@cryptostride House in a tax wrapper ?

Buying a house in your 20s is a liability, not an investment. Argue against me.