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I always have my jokes but Spirit dissolving is really terrible for workers and working class people who can’t afford the expensive plane tickets from Delta, SW, American etc... We might see the end of budget friendly airline companies


handshake gives you actual jobs. stay off indeed no shade

You could theoretically run into all of these little mermaid characters on your trip. If I was a kid I would be so confused

unmarried, childless, and single at 53 is the goal ?

maybe i’m too woke but i hate that women consoling megan is being immediately sexualized. miley cyrus sent her flowers & the TL said miley’s trying to fuck. megan & victoria monet went out to dinner & the TL is like “oh she called her best eater 🤣” is that not weird to y’all??

This white trans man in my African American studies is always bringing up queer this & that while we are speaking on Black experiences. Y’all finna be down one if this mf keep it up.

overheard a guy (probably 60) bragging about how smart he was in high school. there has to be a statute of limitations on that. like aged 20? 19?

i’m sorry, if i gotta dm you to book a service, i just won’t. good on you for that hustle, but i gotta protect my peace


trying hinge for the first time…. should i trust the masc lesbians on there be honest

Whoever said the newborn stage is the hardest is a liar. It’s the toddler stage; they don’t listen to anything! 😭
















