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@SJJ3fan @SatanTheBrave @thecorpmex @JamesTate121 “Steve” doesn’t even wonder why wife & kids are gone & he lives in Belarus. 🤭 facebook.com/share/v/1CTLCS…

@SatanTheBrave @thecorpmex @JamesTate121 You're the liberal scumbag in the meme 🤣

Very well written essay on the MAGA voter. This is what we are up against. Sam is 61 years old and lives in a town where the Applebee’s closed in 2014 and people still mention it like it was a natural disaster. The old factory shut down years ago, but Sam keeps his faded employee badge in a kitchen drawer because he considers it proof that America peaked sometime around 1987, right between the release of Top Gun and the invention of low-flow toilets. He firmly believes the country began collapsing the moment they stopped letting people smoke in restaurants and started putting kale in things. He wakes up every morning at 5:12 a.m., not because he has anywhere to be, but because decades of shift work, untreated sleep apnea, and permanent low-grade outrage have hardwired his body into a permanent state of agitation. He shuffles into the kitchen wearing camouflage pajama pants and a T-shirt that says “I Stand for the Flag” even though he has not stood up quickly without groaning since 2009. He pours himself coffee strong enough to power farm equipment and settles into his recliner to begin his daily ritual of becoming personally offended by things happening hundreds or thousands of miles away. Within half an hour, he is enraged about crime in Chicago, drag queens in Seattle, wind turbines in California, and a college professor in Vermont he has never heard of and never will again. Sam spends most of his time marinating in an ecosystem of Facebook memes, talk radio, Fox News, chain emails, YouTube clips, and badly designed websites with names like Patriot Eagle Freedom Truth News. By noon, he has shared seven posts warning that America is under attack by socialists, immigrants, vegans, pronouns, electric stoves, and people who use the phrase “lived experience.” He believes every story because every story confirms what he already feels: that the country has been stolen from people like him and handed over to people he does not understand. Sam is absolutely convinced he is one of the last remaining “real Americans,” despite living in a county entirely populated by people who also think they are the last remaining real Americans. He misses the America of his youth, which in his memory was a magical place where every man had a factory job, every woman made tuna casserole, every child respected authority, and nobody had tattoos, gluten allergies, or opinions about gender. He is nostalgic for a version of the country that mostly exists as a combination of old pickup truck commercials, Toby Keith songs, and stories his grandfather exaggerated after three beers. His truck is the size of a military vehicle and has never once carried anything heavier than mulch and emotional baggage. His pickup truck is so large that small birds alter their migration patterns to avoid it. The truck has never hauled lumber, gravel, or equipment, but it does haul an enormous amount of political anxiety. The back is covered in bumper stickers warning that he is armed, angry, and deeply suspicious of the federal government, except for when it comes to Medicare, Social Security, highways, farm subsidies, police funding, veterans’ benefits, and keeping its hands off his lawn. He likes to tell people he is “not political,” which is impressive considering his entire personality has become an endless loop of cable news grievances. He cannot attend a barbecue, church picnic, football game, or grandchild’s birthday party without eventually bringing up inflation, Hunter Biden, gas stoves, “the border,” or how nobody can say Merry Christmas anymore even though literally everyone still says Merry Christmas. Then Trump arrived, descending from his golden escalator like a casino-themed prophet sent by God to sell steaks and grievance. Sam had finally found his perfect candidate: a billionaire from Manhattan with multiple mansions, gold-plated bathrooms, and a private jet, who somehow convinced Sam that he understood the pain of a man screaming at the self-checkout machine in Walmart. Trump was loud, angry, theatrical, and constantly under investigation, which only made Sam admire him more. Every lawsuit, scandal, or indictment was not evidence of wrongdoing. It was proof that Trump was fighting the deep state, the media, the elites, the globalists, the FBI, the Democrats, the RINOs, and possibly the ghost of George Soros. Every scandal, every lawsuit, every indictment, every accusation became proof that Trump was fighting the corrupt establishment on behalf of “real Americans” like Sam. At this point, Sam does not support Trump because of policy details. He supports Trump because Trump has become the human embodiment of his anger, nostalgia, confusion, and Facebook feed. Trump says the world Sam remembers can come back, that the people Sam dislikes can be punished, and that all of Sam's frustrations are someone else’s fault. To Sam, Trump is no longer just a politician. He is a lifestyle brand. He is a martyr, a warrior, a stand-up comedian, a victim, a patriot, and the lead singer of a traveling grievance festival. Sam owns at least three Trump hats, two Trump flags, a Trump coffee mug, a “Never Surrender” T-shirt, and a giant “Let’s Go Brandon” sign in the garage that he insists is “not political, just funny.” For Sam, that is not politics. That is therapy. Trump is not just a candidate anymore; he is an emotional support billionaire. He is a spray-tanned security blanket with a private jet. He is the gold-plated, fast-food-fueled mascot Sam clings to whenever the modern world feels confusing, threatening, or insufficiently patriotic. Trump gives him a ready-made explanation for every disappointment in his life: it is not aging, bad luck, economic change, or his own choices; it is the immigrants, the liberals, the media, the globalists, the vegans, the people with pronouns, and whoever is ruining Christmas this week. Supporting Trump lets Sam believe there is still someone out there fighting for him.

@charlie82837449 @thecorpmex @JamesTate121 lol. Charlie the caricature has entered the chat. Eww facebook.com/share/v/1CTLCS…

@thecorpmex @JamesTate121 Fuck you and fuck the Third World🖕🙄🖕 It’s not “racist” to keep out foreigners who contribute nothing to society. And what if it is?? What the fuck do you idiots think you’re going to do about that?

🚨 The numbers are clear: America was better off when President @JoeBiden left office than it is after nearly a year and a half of Trump. On every major economic indicator, Biden was better. Better economy. Better president. Better man. What happened in 2024 was one of the biggest self-owns in American history. Completely avoidable. And the people who put us here own it.

🚨🚨🚨interrupting proves you're losing

>>@KatiePhang: “Trump has given clemency to more than 70 people that have been convicted of fraud.” “Because of Trump's clemency efforts to pardon and commute all of these people that have been convicted of fraud, that have been convicted of crimes, that have fleeced Americans — there is more than $700 million in restitution and fines that are now poof, gone.”

FBI document that says Epstein introduced Melania to Trump.

It’s 5:30. You’ve got 90 minutes. Polls are open until 7. If you’re in line, stay in line. Right now, decisions are being made that impact your wallet, your future, and what comes next for this country. This is it, Northwest Georgia. A choice between someone who will stand up for you or someone who only stands with one person. Go vote. #GA14

I'm officially calling for the Cabinet to remove Trump from office under the 25th Amendment. If they can't, Congress must return from recess today and begin impeachment proceedings. Read my full statement below. quigley.house.gov/media-center/p…

Governor Spanberger just signed 4 deals, bringing $7.1 billion in investment and 3,250 new jobs to Virginia. → Avio USA: $537M, 1,500+ jobs → Hitachi Energy: $457M, 825+ jobs → Eli Lilly: $2B, 450+ jobs → AstraZeneca: $4B Business is booming in Virginia!!!

Republicans make a mockery of religion.

BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die? MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here BERMAN: I was quoting

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons... a war might be started... by little men, the ones moved by fear and pride." Hillary was right about everything.

"It is highly unusual for the wife of a soldier to be detained because of her immigration status, and the case highlights how the administration’s mass deportation campaign has extended beyond targeting those with criminal histories." nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/…

Don’t fall for these deceptive ads on Virginia redistricting. Republicans are dragging out outdated Obama references to manipulate voters right before the referendum. Critics are calling it what it is, misleading, charged, and designed to confuse people while early voting is already underway. #VirginiaVoteYes

Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY! The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT. This is all hands on deck—Democrats, Republicans, Independents—AMERICANS must look at using any and every tool to stop the President and his unauthorized war including the 25th Amendment, Impeachment, and War Powers Resolutions. The world is watching, and history will remember.

This infuriates me. Throw the damn key away and bury them under the jail.

“This is the first time the NAACP has ever called for the 25th Amendment to be invoked.”

Trump is threatening to obliterate a civilization tonight... and Fox News is focused on running nonstop hit pieces on California’s First Partner. This is the MAGA distraction machine — in full force.

The world is on edge today because of this fucking moron. He’s a felon, a rapist, a pedophile now threatening to wipe out a civilization. A special “FUCK YOU” to his enablers and the 77 million who looked at this ignoramus and said, “Yep, that’s our guy.”

Trump: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for two weeks”