issues

Boyfriend comes in and saves his girlfriend getting jumped

Never lose your permanent Hahahaha, For a temporary Ahahaha.

this can't be the same brain I used to memorize nicki minaj super bass

Real intimacy is two people having motion together

Crazy fr 😭

the trust my guy had in my rolling skills needs to be studied.. man would call to make sure I was home pull up with weed and expect my rolling skills 😂😂

Me pretending the rubber doesn’t fit just to test the waters.

Yesterday I’m in the supermarket. This guy says “excuse me”, looking me very direct in my face. I keep walking. He says “excuse me” again. Can I ask you a question?” I’m annoyed now. “Are you asking if I work here?” “I don’t”

Stoners in the U.S., is this about right? 🌿 1 gram = a dub = around $10–$20 🌿 3.5 grams = an eighth = around $35–$50 🌿 7 grams = a quarter = around $60–$100 🌿 14 grams = a half ounce = around $100–$200 🌿 28 grams = a full ounce = around $150–$300+

I have a serious question. For context I’m sober and haven’t smoked weed in 28 years. If you live in a state like California where weed is legal, why would you smoke and not take edibles. With edibles, you know the dose, the strain, the high, etc. So why are you still polluting your lungs and the environment.

Just saw a man out for a walk in a black Tshirt with big white letters that say "Don't be a Richard." Guy was easily 80. He saw me smiling and I yelled "I like your shirt!" He yelled, "Thank you!" As I got a few more paces away, from behind me, a woman in her 60s, sitting on a bench, yelled to me, "What's it say?" I told her. She said, "Oh I've never heard that one. Is that like a Karen?" Me, "No, no. Think about the nickname for Richard." Her, "OH!" *dissolves into laughter*Just saw a man out for a walk in a black Tshirt with big white letters that say "Don't be a Richard." Guy was easily 80. He saw me smiling and I yelled "I like your shirt!" He yelled, "Thank you!" As I got a few more paces away, from behind me, a woman in her 60s, sitting on a bench, yelled to me, "What's it say?" I told her. She said, "Oh I've never heard that one. Is that like a Karen?" Me, "No, no. Think about the nickname for Richard." Her, "OH!" *dissolves into laughter*

Mood>>>>

For those black men Trump voters, you would not be able to sue & this cop would not be held responsible

When the wrong song comes on

He passed me 🥳

Crazy that women do the most to please their partners n men don't even exfoliate

Baby, I just want you to know I’m in love with your soul.

Me: i love you Porn director: CUT what the fuck

A beautiful heart will always outshine fame, and Shakira proves that time and time again. ❤️ Her kindness, humility, and generosity are just as inspiring as her talent. The world needs more hearts like hers.

Y’all are so quick to cut people off. Meanwhile, healthy love sounds like: “Are we okay?” We’re hurt, but yes.” That’s the kind of communication we need more of.