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@JJDbadboy It would be fair to

@dan___black But dont call you a poo-head?

Fat pigeon just poo’d on my head….direct bullseye

@paulhansonclark I’ve had to do this for real

Your honor, I was doing a bit

More #marathon anyone? Should have killed me…

Watched a couple of vertical dramas staring Shayne from new Vanderpump. Loved Olympic swimming team romantic drama Swimming My Way Back To You. Although it’s $5 for 8 episodes, episodes are about a minute and a half

Just gonna make Marathon clips instead of movies now

dreamt about Marathon last night…

@JeremyMonjo just finished Mewgenics and loved it

Need a new Steamdeck game. Something real deal.

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

Of course there’s amazing Bachelorette fodder five years after we cancel our Bachelorette/Ballers on HBO/ r/Ballers podcast….

@ermgrrrrr had a great one at txa txa club yesterday

ah yes i can feel this tasty little drink stimulating my brain in a certain genius way, and u say it's called a "bloody mary"? my that's quite novel

I was just there Henry. I loved the lamb and the Carolina Golden Rice. What was your favorite Henry?

T-Virus exposure

Industry S4. About fifty too many needle drops and the need to reinvent itself every season hobbled it this year.

Gamer Stuff: I’ve been playing Resident Evil 9… Reminds me of the 1st one.. Has me stressed the F out… Lol You know it’s bad when you have Dreams about the shit! lol #APPROVED 👍

KING ROB!!!! KING ROB!!!!!!

@ermgrrrrr The coconut coffee bucket he does is good too

@dan___black 👀

lowkey there's really not any good breakfast sandwiches in chicago

@paulhansonclark Been there

@ermgrrrrr Joker Gollum is one of the greatest mash ups of all time and history will absolve you

very good joke that got me banned from the standupshots subreddit in 2020