not great, dane

ppl in jersey be like “ik a spot” then take u to @Wawa

i would like to rescind my 2005 american idol votes for carrie

love to see kias on the road from john starks kia 😂

bye baseball season hello seasonal depression

cole world 🌎

i love watching gen x age. it’s like, aw you’re still punk so precious

gerrit cole 4 mayor

hate hearing ppl say process-is and not process-eeze

did anyone else just see that little kid giving the finger during god bless america at the yankee game 😂

accidentally signing off emails as “sane” is the perfect start to this monday morning.

🧹🧹🧹🗑️🗑️🗑️

on my week off i’ve decided to learn latin what is wrong w me

drinking my water minding my biz

leg day on monday should be illegal

geriatric drip goes the hardest

i joined the hoka cult

@whateverr_r i just might

somebody needs to stop me from sighing so loudly in the workplace

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

maybe i DID name my dog after the discontinued pregnant barbie

the way i will mark a text unread and then be like, “oh, a text!”