Daniel M. Melool

The case for the Oxford comma writes itself (pun intended).

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go! Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical. Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Benjamin Šeško to Manchester United, here we go! 🔴 Agreement club to club reached with RB Leipzig for €76.5m plus €8.5m add-ons. Šeško agreed terms until 2030. Šeško made clear on Tuesday that he wanted #MUFC, deal now reality. New striker for Amorim 🇸🇮

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bryan Mbeumo to Manchester United, here we go! Green light from Brentford and club to club agreement reached for £70m package, as @TheAthleticFC reports. Contract agreed weeks ago with Mbeumo as he only wanted Man United move. After Cunha, Mbeumo next for #MUFC.

🚨🇧🇷 Matheus Cunha to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Cunha will sign deal until June 2030 with option until 2031. Wolves to receive £62.5m clause value in installments. Formal steps/contracts to be checked next week.

My father grew up in Nahariya and I still have family that live there. So proud that Ryan has joined the team!

🚨🔴 Patrick Dorgu to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place with Lecce, documents to be checked in next 24h. Fee will be €30m plus €5m in add-ons not guaranteed. Long term contract agreed days ago with the player… …and first signing for Rúben Amorim. 🤝🏻

🚨🔴 Manuel Ugarte to Manchester United, here we go! Deal sealed between clubs after personal terms agreed in July. €50m fixed fee plus €10m add-ons will be the final package. Ugarte will travel to Manchester as he ONLY wanted United… and United only wanted him. Done. ✅🇺🇾

🚨🔴 Noussair Mazraoui to Man United, here we go! Green light as planned after Wan-Bissaka’s move to West Ham. Mazraoui will cost €20m add-ons included, payment terms favorable as Man United wanted. Mazraoui signs five year deal + one more year, negotiated by Rafaela Pimenta.

🚨🔴 Matthijs de Ligt to Manchester United, here we go! Bayern accept Man United condition to include add-ons. €45m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and also payment spread over three years. Matthijs to sign five year deal plus one year option… as soon as authorized to travel.

🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Joshua Zirkzee to Manchester United, here we go! Man United will NOT trigger the clause but pay slightly above €40m with better payment terms, in three years. Zirkzee signs until June 2029 with option for further season. First signing of INEOS new era. 🇳🇱

🏆 MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE 2023/24 FA CUP CHAMPIONS!

Definitely not the result I was hoping for, but calling games for @macslive has been a great pleasure. I will always remember this wonderful crew and be grateful for the games I called!!!

@macslive @PoppersMacsLive @daniel_melool!!!!!

Yours truly will be on call one last time for the Skyline Conference Championship game against @FarmStateRams. This is sure to be a big game that you don’t want to miss. Tune in in at 1:00!!! @YUathletics

BREAKING: Manchester United agree £60m package deal for Mason Mount with Chelsea — it’s done, here we go! 🚨🔴 #MUFC Personal terms agreed weeks ago and face to face talks between clubs made it clear: the agreement is done. Mount becomes Utd player — they NEVER left the race.

This aged poorly.

@Boshnackttack1 I am at the game and stood with pride for him!!!

My great grandfather, Max Marcus, was the Veteran of the Game at Yankee Stadium tonight. 99 years old, WWII navy vet who served in Italy.

Easily one of the greatest honors of my life

Big Mazal Tov to @KassyDillon! Or should I say Devorah Ruth! Just in time for the holidays. Hope you have a wonderful Passover Seder!

A new era has begun. #MUFC