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Hang it in the Louvre. #oufc

Where’s the batons and the dogs like they do for the lads who go football?

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?” No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”

I genuinely don’t understand the criticism Arsenal have faced this season. They’re on course for one of the greatest campaigns in their history, yet they’ve taken more stick than Manchester City, who spent £550 million on a title-winning squad and still fell short, and more than

Imagine being Max Dowman, becoming the youngest ever Premier League goalscorer, only to be overshadowed an hour later by the best Center Back performance of all time from Konstantinos Mavropanos. Irons.

@robbietaylor_86 @1972_rickyb Yeah and if Pickford scores a hat-trick you win 3-2. But he didn’t…

@1972_rickyb I was in the ground…not listening to the commentary…and it didn’t feel like Dowman changed the game. Felt like if Pickford catches the cross it ends 0-0.

Max Dowman was crap by the way. Mykolenko pocketed him at every opportunity. Then Pickford missed a cross, and he scored a goal with no keeper and he’s now the new coming of Messi. Honestly.

In Bloom. 🌸 Introducing our limited-edition replica shirt, created with the Ashmolean Museum to mark the opening of their major new exhibition, ‘In Bloom: How Plants Changed Our World’.

Less than a 10% chance of being born European btw.

@CAJ83037489 @Stay_Frank @henrileo__ @nautfcb Mate, how are they making you look like the person in the wrong here? Everything you’ve said is correct 🤣

@Stay_Frank @henrileo__ @nautfcb Justifying nothing you fool. Vini gets pulled away from the corner then breaks away from the group to go and antagonize the Benfica fans you fool. The referee watched him the whole time knowing what he was doing

even as a hater you have to admit it this guy is such an important character to have in football cuz wdym he did the same celebration😭😭

This Estonian journalist interviewed a deer and its exactly what you would expect

In 2011, a quiet walk in London’s Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off, chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was filmed running helplessly far behind him. Interestingly, the dog had previously been given up by the charity Guide Dogs for the Blind because he was deemed "unsuitable" for service.

RT @UTFO_OUFC: 50 miles. 10 stadiums. And a world of pain. £1244 personally raised. £20k collectively raised for @wecankickit #OUFC https…

@bbcoxfordsport Great news and well done to all involved! Even if we drop to League 1 this new stadium will make us into a seriously competitive club and, I believe, let us assume a regular place in The Championship.

@swissyellow @ChampionshipDat Also shows the Shemmy’s output is very similar to Stan Mills’. Maybe under MB he will stop cutting in to pass backwards and then he’ll bump along that graph

@danielboufc @ChampionshipDat So summary Krastev and Dembele dribble a lot but it doesn't go anywhere.

Championship Carrying Outcomes: - Leo Scienza and Josh Murphy lead Carrying Outcomes, meaning their Carries often lead to a Goal, Assist or Shot. - Joe Gelhardt is 3rd with almost half the amount of Progressive Carries per 90 compared to leaders.

@ChampionshipDat @swissyellow Much appreciated

@danielboufc @swissyellow Not enough minutes to be included initially. I've lowered the minutes filter here:

@ChampionshipDat @swissyellow Wheres siriki dembele?

@swissyellow Sure! Here is Oxford with Portsmouth, Sheffield Wednesday and Blackburn.

From a LCFC supporter of 45 years, I want to put it out there to everyone at Oxford United, you were brilliant today, fully deserved win, bullied us, outfought us, played with heart & desire. Good luck for the rest of the season #LCFC @OUFCOfficial

@OUFCOfficial Jeon woo woo woo he will score a goal or two Jeon woo woo woo he will score a goal or two. With his left, with his right he’ll be scoring goals all night

@OUFCOfficial I like the way you take a touch I like the way you score so much But most of all Yeah Most of all I LIKE JEON JIN-WOO I like the way - bodyrockers #oufc

Welcome, Jin Woo Jeon. We are delighted to announce the signing of Jin Woo Jeon on a permanent transfer from Jeonbuk Hyundai Motors.

RT @UniofOxford: Winter in Oxford 🌨️