Daniel Ralston

Gonna be tough to top "two Franciscan monks who stopped on the otherwise empty beach in Malibu to watch me catch this guitarfish and then asked to pose with it" for surrealism in my 2020.

I know I’m supposed to be impressed by the band here but all I can think about is how there used to be music video budgets. If they made this vid today they’d share one parachute. No second take.

Harry Kalas reads 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

@nickweidenfeld Mason Ramsey hive

Not my most played but some standout country songs from 2024

Holiday Fireplace (Netflix) < Four Down On Their Luck Gents Singing Doo-Wop Around A Trash Fire (Tubi)

It's important to separate the art from the artist. I don't condone the rampant hooliganism of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band, but can't deny how much I dig their Blue Öyster Cult-meets-Beefheart styled songcraft.

I’m sorry…there’s NOTHING glamorous about a money doing cocaine???

Whitehall HS stand up

I would like to thank Saquon Barkley for existing

@danielralston got tipped two tabs of acid by a world skydiving champion this year

Bartending in LA is wild Tipped in Ketamine in April Tipped 4 methadone pills on Tuesday

youtu.be/vb4V5QHx8RM?si… Girl, You Captivate Me

You keep telling me who invented punk and I keep telling you it’s ? And The Mysterians. (Last photo has never been published before btw. Given to me by the band’s road manager from 1967. She’s in the photo with ?)

@Seanternet 😂😂😂

@danielralston I hate to call you out, but I’m pretty certain punk rock was invented by The Mooney Suzuki

@robbybiegler Drop the name king

There's an Instagram/Tik Tok comic I have a big crush on who is def out of my league but today she posted a video from her place and she has a bookcase full of Funkos and I was like "Okay, cool, there's some fallibility there."

If James Mangold made a biopic of The Clash